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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 10:18:02 JST 
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@BowsacNoodle This and a side gig of knocking over banks twice a month.
HUSTLE AND GRIND FAM! -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 05:49:43 JST
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Elon Musk was visited by three spirits Christmas Eve.
The Ghost of America Past showed him how terrible America was before massive corporations had a virtual monopoly on all sectors of business. We still had to make things in our country. People had to go to terrible small family businesses where you lived down the street from the owner and went to church with them on Sundays. They didn't have the pleasure of HR departments telling them how to act, speak, and think.
The Ghost of America Present showed him that White men were too lazy to work for pennies on the dollar after getting forced out of education, and high end jobs by affirmative action. He learned it was much cheaper to send all manufacturing out of country and to fire all of your local employees to either bring in foreigners or hire remote workers that barely spoke English. It wouldn't matter if they aren't as good, your customers don't have a choice anymore.
Finally the Ghost of America Future showed the grim reality of investing in our own people. There would apprenticeship programs. Education would favor those with the ability to learn, create, and innovate instead of handing out engineering degrees to 1.3 GPA students because they're represented on the persecuted persons flag. Large corporations wouldn't be able to rule the entire market and drive all law and policy in their favor. Immigration would strictly controlled and millions of foreigners with no right to be here would be deported, which would make houses affordable and open jobs to the posterity of those who founded the country, not to mention the terror of living once again in a high trust society with people you shared a common heritage. We'd have to make our own street tacos, and it just wouldn't be as authentic if it wasn't a brown hand that gave you your order.
Thankfully the spirits did it all in one night and Elon was able to take to Twitter on Christmas and remind us that America isn't a nation, it's an economic zone that exists for the enrichment of multi-billion dollar companies and their shareholders. He was able to tell us that if we needed school and education we were already too late, we need to be self taught (and also get a degree because all of these jobs demand at least a bachelors if not higher and 4+ years experience to start on the ground floor). He was able to share the wonderful Christmas message that the work houses are gone, the prisons full to bursting, and your tax dollars will continue to be given first to the migrants pouring in to the country. He'd learned his lesson to say at last: "Corporations are my business. Profit is my business. Materialism, greed, monopolies, consumerism, petty tyranny, and contempt for the White man is my business!"
And as for Tiny Tim? Well... his insurance claim was denied. -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Dec-2024 16:32:45 JST
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Nice opinion, one small problem -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 23-Dec-2024 12:13:01 JST
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You must be at least this festive to Poast -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Dec-2024 08:33:51 JST
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@BowsacNoodle @Polfusilier @MadrePappagallo M -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Dec-2024 01:34:43 JST
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@TrevorGoodchild @sickburnbro "You have to get lucky every day, but we only have to get lucky once." -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 11:46:11 JST
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@sickburnbro "Don't listen to your husband" -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 08:21:35 JST
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@striderpod @whiteman_ It's always so strange to watch how hard people will push against those who consume things that make them spiritually, physically, and mentally ill, but those same accusers will defend to the death the right of those who make the same destructive products. -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 00:59:34 JST
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS TND, shaken, not stirred -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 20:09:49 JST
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@Grumblesock -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 03:42:46 JST
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When you say nigger one million times online you get this crown -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 23:19:28 JST
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This is who's calling you a nigger retard online -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 04:00:38 JST
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SOMEBODY CHECK ON JEFF CLIFF -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2024 19:20:03 JST
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Daily reminder that bunnies are cute and fluffy (you can pet them) and also that jews will spend eternity in the lake of fire. -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 09:33:52 JST
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Saw a homeless man solve a rubix cube earlier today.
Years ago I remember having to explain fractions to a woman with a master's degree at work.
Those two instances mesh perfectly with the current state of the world. -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 09:33:50 JST
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@Nudhul Nothing sadder for an american than a woman who can't do burger math. 😢 -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-2024 05:39:54 JST
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@yockeypuck >add one clove of crushed garlic
Me: This was clearly a typo and they meant a bulb and a half -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 10:57:31 JST
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when the laptop is thicc -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 04:46:07 JST
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@lain A vote for Trump is a vote for TCD -
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Bad Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 19:57:57 JST
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Watched all the Mr. Beast accusations.
Never watched his junk, but always had a visceral dislike of him. That hollow sycophantic grin and the hyper-materialistic title already told me everything I needed to know.
Judging a book by its cover is literally always the best option.
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