Notices by Dumb Idiot Retard (idiot@shitposter.club), page 3
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@Moon The real price isn't $1 a year, it's giving Elon your banking information. And having your bank know you're paying to shitpost.
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@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew The mob face makes it super sophisticated.
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@nando161 mutual aid enjoyers being asked to clean the toilets (they couldn't find any toilet-cleaning hobbyists)
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@lanodan @coolboymew Imagine fighting tooth and nail to claw yourself from the very bottom to the very top only to end up with fans like this.
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@alex "Readers added context" is the only good thing Elon's done for Twitter and it's not even close.
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@alex After watching bald transmog rater tell his twitch dot television chatroom they're going to suck it up and deal with it anyway, I'm came to a few conclusions:
* A lot of people consider Youtube to already be dead (soy face thumbnails, clickbait out the ass, overproduction for mundane shit, overmonitization of videos to compensate for adsense being ass, actual professional companies propping up around this shit), and I think those people already jumped ship, if they haven't they will now.
* The people that like current year Youtube WILL suck it up and watch ads, or pay for Premium.
* Orthodox Freetards that have been enjoying Freetube/Libretube/Invidious/Piped/et merda are going to find out what Nitter enjoyers were feeling earlier this year.
* One guy on /g/ implied it wasn't a conspiracy to shove ads in everyone's face, but boiling the frog to get people to pay for Premium. I agree, they want everyone on Premium ASAP.
* IF AND ONLY IF Youtube rides-or-dies by seeing high conversion rates of people over to Premium, then it's got one foot in the grave and it's fucked. Otherwise, normal people will just watch the unskippable 1/20 midrolls and suck it up.
* Anyone who actually cuts out Youtube is probably going to get politically radicalized. Who else got booted off of Youtube prior to this? Where did they end up? Exactly.
* Anyone stupid enough to build their castle on Google's sand is going to get rugpulled and deserves to.
* The big one: I don't read Google's books, but I got a buck in my wallet that says the partner program is costing them more than they're bringing in. But nobody wants to admit that making videos to live off the Google teat wasn't a sustainable business model for anyone.
I'm debating putting aside as many dollars as it'd take to buy subscriptions for all of this video/movie/music crap and take it to buy CDs and DVDs to see how far that'd get by comparison. I'm not sure I'm savvy enough to find good thrift finds for physical shit thoughbeit.
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>Steve Harvey Kill.mp4
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@mangeurdenuage Considering zero people have been caught by 13 Eyes doing anything online (and in fact, terrorist plots keep slipping through the cracks,) I'm convinced this is all just Black Book budget padding by governments double-dipping and selling your data to advertisers and scammers.
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@Moon It's doing a good job of roleplaying a woman.
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@coolboymew Ironically the "this is copyright infringement, not parody" is more parody than most intentional parody material.
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@RustyCrab Every day's your birthday on Steam(tm)(R)
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@kaia He does it
FOR FREE
He takes his job very seriously.
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Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
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@Hoss @binkle @lain inb4 the macbook
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@allison @p @nishi @animeirl To this day, I haven't figured out how to use GDB et. al. Like I know how it works and what's going on, I just never know when the best time to use it is and I bash my skull against the wall doing things the ghetto way instead.
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@dushman @40 @nishi the fumobile
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@Moon
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I am once again complaining about Husky.
Five minutes to start resetting to the top of the timeline every time I interact with something, two weeks to finally OoM crash and start working properly again.
andStatus isn't particularly good either.
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I say that and then not ten minutes later my computer fails to come back from sleep and needs to be hard shut down and restarted.
Maybe Steve Jobs was right after all.
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@mono >Klingon symbol
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