Notices by neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social), page 2

Boost this to troll a Gen-Xer

#reddit #twitter #discord et al. Now the entire United fucking states

The deadliest martial arts technique known to man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rti5E3sb1w0

Plenty more terrible jokes where that one came from...

🧵 of images from random #oldtweets

I created this for Twitter about a decade ago, so far I haven't needed it on Mastodon 🤞

@mhoye in Australia it's a toss up between Batman and Boggabilla

@BeAware @bitprophet and the several times it was "I need to talk to you about something" and that something was "getting sacked unexpectedly"

Reminder: sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from thought leadership

@allrite @oysta you very do not...

@tek @bitprophet Almost all programming errors are caused by incorrect typing.

@ntkramer uninvited scans are malicious, full stop. I've had outages triggered by customers running 3rd party scanning tools on shared hardware bc they wanted to know "if you're actually secure or not" (we were, despite them not understanding Debian version numbering)

@futzle you don't need to update them, the ethernet port doesn't work anyway

@sophieschmieg @FunkyBob

@inthehands @leeg @lisavogtsf On the other hand, a great way to stand out as a candidate is to ask them a couple of middle weight questions. The hiring manager will usually answer them fairly easily and the rush of dopamine when you say "that's a great answer" will trigger a positive association when they think about you.

@inthehands @brion @encthenet @daedalus I forgot where I originally read it, but "technical debt is not like owing money to the bank, it's like owing money to the Mob"