Notices by Jeff Forcier (bitprophet@social.coop)

@tek ahh, coffee as bootstrap procedure, got it. Need your shitty boot loader to get to the half decent kernel

@tek I thought nobody who cared actually drank that stuff tho!

@tek BELLEH

@tek brunch is gay?

Jeff's #ConfigurationManagement SotW 2024:

Puppet: internal dsl, ruby, ruined by corpothieves.
Chef: external dsl, ruby, ruined by corpothieves.
Salt: yaml, python, ruined by…yea.
Ansible: yaml, python, corpotheft status unclear but I hate the way it uses yaml.
CFengine: technically still exists but was old even in the late ‘00s.
mgmt: external dsl, golang, “newish”, has neat ideas?
babushka (#TIL): internal dsl, ruby, oops died 2021.
"just go back to fabric": internal dsl, python, it me.

@baconandcoconut of a time machine? Or did you mean “next year”? 😂

@jonafato @baconandcoconut that’s the same as car model year, and related to magazine month, isn’t it

@tek so I misread this as “I helped make Tek Jr a thing” and was all “well, yes?”

@tek so wait, is this dentist extra good (maybe they're very free with the nitrous?) or is the family one around the corner extra bad despite the convenience? why haven't you switched? 😂

@tek what else could you have misread it as, anyhow?

@tek ohh it just doesn’t work! Got it. Awkward, good luck sussing it out!

Also I bookmarked Meshtastic in my radio networking obsidian note a while back and it’s entirely your fault!

@tek is this because you dislike rust or this particular rust library is just egregiously bad, or what?

@mpirnat Godspeed You! Black Forest Ham

This is not in relation to anything specific, but been thinking lately I should have some employment-law related resources handy so I'm not scrambling whenever I /do/ need some.

Ya’ll got any good tips/directories/whatever for finding an employment lawyer? Bonus if they have experience supporting the tech sector. #AskFedi #Employment #Lawyer

@tek Unorthodox but sounds kinda good actually

@tek and ham, or what?

@cks not entirely a joke: most folks just don’t stick around one job long enough to care. Pick a version when you first mess with it, leave it there a year or two, now it’s somebody else’s problem 😬

Sudden realization that #Signal and #Tailscale are, at a really high level and if you have really bad eyesight, essentially "the same thing”.

Per recent boost about how Signal is largely just key exchange and contact lookup. What else is largely "just” moderating key exchange plus a bunch of endpoint client work?? Exactly!

For the hard of reading: this is 50-75% joke.

@tek don't judge, a lot of us are out sick today

The thing that bugs me the most about "#AI" in the #LLM age is that a bunch of presumably intelligent people heard the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle:

> The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.

And said to each other: "ok, but what if we made that into MULTIPLE orders of magnitude?! 🤩"