Notices by Kincaid (kincaid@mendeddrum.org), page 3

@goatsarah *goes to add to kindle*

*finds it's already in the pile*

Somewhere around the coal layers...

@goatsarah

Wow. My first block over here. It's been 9 months

(Yes obvs I have pale male & stale priv)

@goatsarah is your frendica swerver melting under load?

Posts are like 6 hours behind...

@davespice @goatsarah coffee...

A bean you can't eat
Which you rot to ferment the stone and remove the pulp
Which you can't eat
Which you have to roast
Which you can't eat
Which you you have to add to boiling water
Which tastes vile (mmmm coffeeeee) and has zero food value...

@goatsarah @ailbhe and what do they think will happen when they do kill and eat some poor bastard?

The entire pod and every other one they ever went near is getting depthcharged to make sure that doesn't stick and get passed on...

@goatsarah @thelocalecho reactor coolant pond...?

@goatsarah @Buster starsan* as a regular treatment kills green n blackfly deader than a 70's DJ's career

But you do need to repeat regular like

*Brewery sanitiser. Terrifying stuff

@goatsarah lookit you, living your best life rather than sat in a bedsit in your ratty kecks posting for the 357th time today about XXGoodyTwoShoes...

@goatsarah any good?