Notices by ✨pencilears✨ (pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com), page 2

@0xabad1dea this is like when they say art students should all be focusing on marketable skills like graphic design, as opposed to useless make-work intro classes on color theory and composition.

@ai6yr to be fair, Meta employees jacking off in the office was a notorious problem among security when I was working there.

I never saw it, but I heard a lot of stories.

@futurebird I think the "loneliness epidemic" is because women would rather be alone than date a guy who sucks. This is also true for queer relationships, but it's especially a thing among straight people.

I've heard lesbians have a high divorce rate, but I'm willing to attribute that to the lesbian tendency to U-Haul across the country to be with someone you've never met irl.

Told the clerk I was getting the old pro out of retirement for One Last Job.

FLOWER TIME.

I would not let mom buy ferns at the store. It is like buying blackberries at trader joes.

Flower time continues, we have picked up what I would consider "normal flowers" from the Safeway flower department, and we are making a quick pit stop for ice tea before going home for sword ferns and garden roses.

I have been stung by something (probably a yellow jacket) on the back of my knee.

Mom's yard

You may behold my bucket.

I have iced the sting/bite, we are equipped with garden roses and ferns, and on our way back to the hotel.

Why yes, I will live-toot my own wedding.

This car would smell great but mom is chain smoking, as is her right as an American.

Aftermath:

The master readying her workspace

Frolicked too hard, phone fell out of my dress, FOUND IT THO!!!

We are dressed and ready

We had a beautiful ceremony right between downpours, had cake because my step sister had to jet after that, and now we are awaiting curry back in the hotel room.

My sister got pictures both of me frolicking and me going back to hunt for my phone.

We have eaten, everyone has gone home, time to fall over.