Notices by Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 (lydialurch@mastodon.social)

Considering the ways of my camera, this isn’t a bad pic of the Special Guest Cat, who is fascinated with the Halloween blow mold light and enjoys basking in its orange glow. Softest fuzz ever, and I know fuzz!

@clarissawam

#Caturday

RE: https://flipboard.com/@time/top-stories-088ho5dkz/-/a-tBzHyvl4R4Gg0gMqazM-1A%3Aa%3A3195429-%2F0

1 - Stay dirty.
2 - Die of thirst and shrivel up with your dead plants.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fllics/117163197800617158

It means people have to write songs and record them for other humans to listen to...?

@ai6yr Someone told me to fill a spray bottle with water and mix in some vanilla extract to repel mosquitos. It sounds like nonsense but I’ve used it a few times and didn’t get a single bite, and skeeters love me. It costs almost nothing to try, anyway.

RE: https://sfba.social/@subterfugue/116929886356522288

That AI flyover diarrhea video was just foreshadowing.

It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme.

I used to enjoy dystopian fiction, but I’m over it due to the sheer abundance of dystopian reality.

@Gargron Some of my plants are older than most of the people here.

#ThursdayFiveList
#LgbtqPlusMusicians

Psychic TV - Lies, And Then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzfh3uu3AG8

Perfume Genius - Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJ9HX13Z8U

Dean and The Weenies - "Fierce Ruling Diva"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyrnYALzQVc

Bessie Smith - Gimme a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbQEapPrjGM

Josephine Baker - Hello Bluebird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0h2KG93tdE

@WarnerCrocker This one right here.

@inthehands @ShiitakeToast @lisamelton Both of those make my jaw tighten, but not as much as expecially does. 😅

@Bette @inthehands @ShiitakeToast @lisamelton That’s (the first one) a typo I’m guilty of making before, to my embarrassment. The second is inexcusable. I also hate “alot” and I’ve been seeing it more often lately.

@ShiitakeToast @inthehands @lisamelton Of course. I normally give human frailty a lot of slack, but this one had already annoyed me with a bad take. The grammar was just the final straw.

I unfollowed someone who called himself a professor because he wrote “should of."

Emotional reset. 🥲

Why do I love you so. Cover by @ Malinda Herman Official

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfoquukOfH4

Nothing captures my mood like these dollar store Peeps.

@kkarhan @NeonPurpleStar It’s true! The real question is WHY? Couldn’t he just grow a long pinky nail like a regular person?

https://www.tmz.com/2026/02/12/rfk-jr-did-coke-off-toilet-seat/

They could have put the Epstein files in the Melania movie and no one would ever know.

@Gargron And to you as well! ✨

@gottalaff.bsky.social This part. Marla Maples said to protect the girl from her husband. 😳 And she’s been protecting that husband ever since. Evil b****.