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Blurry Moon (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-2026 01:17:57 JST Blurry Moon

Incredible, I turned on this DS-Lite that's been in a box for years, and not only does the battery appear to be good, it's fully charged and reported the correct date

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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2026 12:55:00 JST Dymphna
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@p @vii @w0rm okay but if you die i will be very angry at you and cry a lot :senkopout:

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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2026 08:55:55 JST Dymphna
@Doll @Sui @p this is also true. ocelots are cats.

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(mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2026 00:47:04 JST
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@Inginsub
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David Revoy (davidrevoy@framapiaf.org)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2026 01:38:26 JST David Revoy

Don't ever give elevated permissions to an Avian Intelligence...
#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
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1. A comic in four panels: Panel 1. The Gothic Sorceress stands in the middle of the ruins of her house, in the middle of the mess the floor; a consequence of the night with the Tree Spirits. She's looking overwhelmed. She talks a bit in the void, eyes lost in the distance. Her Avian Intelligence (AI) Parrot listen, perched on a wall in ruins. > Gothic Sorceress: "Ugh, it'll take weeks to clean this up." Panel 2. A closer zoom on the AI Parrot, replying to the Gothic Sorceress. > AI Parrot: "I know a spell or two for that, but I need the highest permission level. Can you grant it to me?" > Gothic Sorceress: ""Granted." It can't get any worse anyway..." Panel 3. A tempest erupts inside the room, the AI Parrot flies in the middle like a majestic and all powerful bird: he is casting a spell loudly. Lightning flashes, cloud of dust are twirling, and many debries are flying. The Gothic Sorceress protect her face with her hands, in emergency. > AI Parrot: "Arehem Dash Areheff Root!" Panel 4. The aftermath of the spell: only the floor of the house survived. Just the tiles on the floor, lost in the middle of the natures with trees and grass. The room are empty, except a toilet seat in a corner. The AI Parrot is proud of his work while the Gothic Sorceress stares at the scene, seating still dizzy after the tornado. She feels powerless in front of the result. > AI Parrot: "Cleaning successful, room reset." > Gothic Sorceress: "I take it back. It **can** get worse."
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cell classic (cell@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 01:53:26 JST cell classic

is mastodon is holding the fediverse back?
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 19:26:42 JST Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

Even the absence of all light enjoys a good nap :3
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 10:45:32 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:

Birthday time, had cake and got a set of esab welding gear as a gift, nice day so far.

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jae[0]™ (jae@mastodon.bsd.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 15-Mar-2026 13:13:51 JST jae[0]™
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@w0rm @p @SilverDeth holy ported, shvt that's nice

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「VRISKAHAUSEN」 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Sunday, 15-Mar-2026 11:05:15 JST 「VRISKAHAUSEN」

netenyahoo dead praise be to all deities

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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 15-Mar-2026 03:03:03 JST H. Faust

Microslop strikes again
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Sir Bloojay (bloojay@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 03:19:44 JST Sir Bloojay
- Mitsu
@Mitsu dam i forgor
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「 Coolest Fristi 」 (fristi@56k.dile-up.nl)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-2026 23:30:31 JST 「 Coolest Fristi 」

Friendly reminder
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Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2026 17:41:04 JST Phantasm
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@snacks it doesn't need dbus for the most part, but everything now does because everybody has the portal fetish these days thanks to flatpak. Flatpak is really the sole reason why nothing works without dbus these days, because everything needs to be "sandboxed".

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Saorsa (saorsa@neondystopia.world)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2026 16:04:55 JST Saorsa
- pistolero
- Caek Islove 🍰 💖
To quote Pete,

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

*Edited.

@caekislove@caekis.love @p@fsebugoutzone.org

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Yomiel (yomiel@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2026 06:01:29 JST Yomiel
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@georgia
sounds like some woke bullshit to me. i'm a straight man, liberal.

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Hyperhidrosis (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-2026 03:26:09 JST Hyperhidrosis

If you start looking at things in time blocks. It really is a long time. Half a year and you only have so many years. If you don't find someone young the chances of giving birth to someone like me just keep going up.
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Tomazini :raccoonroll: (renantomazini@mastodon.com.br)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2026 01:20:59 JST Tomazini :raccoonroll:

Plantaram aqui no meu setor
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Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2026 02:31:03 JST Pawlicker
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@vii @bajax @f0x never heard of that name for a car because in the USA the corvair is also the name of a quirky, rear engined beetle knockoff made by Americans and canned because some guy wrote a book saying "car is unsafe and shit", complete with an air cooled engine that also gets swapped into aircraft
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di0nysius the patomskyite (w0rm@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2026 12:57:31 JST di0nysius the patomskyite
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@f0x @p @vii yes, please don't die.

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