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Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 23:57:22 JST
Matthew Skala
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kaia (kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 19:52:51 JST
kaia
doctor's office calls: «We are sorry, but we have to cancel the appointment for tomorrow at 10.»
me: «That's fine, can we reschedule please!»
doctor's office: «Sure.... what was your name again?»
me (confused): «Kaia Lastname»
they: «Oh wait you are Lastname! Let's see, tomorrow at 10 maybe? »
me: «Are you sure? »
they: «Yes, someone just canceled!» -
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sicp (sicp@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 04:48:33 JST
sicp
"Why REVOLVER is not the answer" @p
Why decentralized p2p is not the answer [P0yxbttcmzw].webm -
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rin (rin@post.ebin.club)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 14:12:49 JST
rin
didnt even get to post i am in sg before this crazy day happened
> arrive from jb in the morning
> go to a hawker centre for breakfast
> stall selling fried pork belly with shrimp rice for 5 SGD
> check reviews
> earliest a month ago but all positive
> cool lets support a new place
> pretty tasty
> walk to the hackathon i wanted to attend
> 3 hours after feeling like i am about to throw up
> hackathon venue has ONE unisex bathroom stall for ~80 people
> quickly run to a nearby mall and violently throw up in the bathroom 3 times
> drink more water
> throw up 2 more times
> kind of fucked, sweating all over and feel to weak to even stand up
> reluctantly dial 999 and ask for an ambulance
> open the door to my stall in case i pass out
> most sinkies just ignore the angmoh lying on the toilet floor, but a few ask if i am okay
> one encourages me to get out and sit outside
> get out
> there is nowhere to sit and he just looks at me like :cat_alien: and walks off
> sit on the floor by the wall
> mall manager arrives
> “have you been our since tonight or last night?”
> ffs she thinks i am an alchoholic on a bender
> finally get into an ambulance
> super chill young employees congratulating on my recent birthday, asking me why I have a malaysian driving license and when i am switching it to an sg one. meanwhile I am just trying to hold it in, unsuccessfully
> get to raffles hospital
> takes one hour until a single nurse takes a look and the first responders can finally leave, throw up one more time this time with smth red mixed in
> get the meds and stop throwing up
> nurse says they will run blood tests and discharge me in 2 hours
> get diarrhea and mad fever instead
> nurse gives me an extra blanket on top of the one first responders gave
> still too fucking cold, shivering
> after yelling “sorry” and “miss” 10 times (the nurses seemingly do not check in on the patients otherwise) the nurse just says “sir, what can I do, its your body”
> ask her for more blankets
> she gives me 2 more
> after 20 minutes tell her its still too cold
> she, clearly annoyed, drops 4 more blankets at me
> problem solved
> after 3 hours ask the nurses 3 times about blood tests in 20 minute intervals
> they are annoyed like they didnt say it would be done an hour ago
> finally blood tests are done
> nurse says they will discharge me “in due time” and just does nothing for 30 minutes
> meanwhile I am stressed because I left my bag with my passport and laptop at the event space, and the event is about to be over
> finally discharged
> need to wait for meds collection and payment
> no queue system whatsoever, they just shout random names
> look at the price rates meanwhile
> emergency consultation - 250 sgd, room - 280 sgd etc etc
> realize i might not even have enough local money if the total bill ends up being 500-1000 sgd
> come nervously to the counter to pick up meds and pay
> “your total is 130 dollars”
> MAJULAH SINGAPURA
> turns out when the government ambulance drops you you pay the rates they set, not the hospital
> rush back to the event
> everyone already gone, organizers cleaning up
> my mac and passport completely untouched
> MAJULAH SINGAPURA X2
overall a 2/10 experience, wouldn’t recommend and also please dont forget to buy travel insurance -
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sicp (sicp@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 31-Aug-2026 06:32:14 JST
sicp
@sampler @p :snakedrugs: -
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Beer Microdoser (sampler@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 31-Aug-2026 06:31:41 JST
Beer Microdoser
@p @sicp be careful about the fitgirl release of mgs4. Spent all night downloading it and it's just some pathetic sad clown's television simulator, instead of an actual videogame. Going to take out a loan to buy the real one instead -
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Slim Jim (j@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Aug-2026 07:20:11 JST
Slim Jim
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rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Monday, 31-Aug-2026 04:17:35 JST
RehnyNytes256
@Jain@blob.cat @icedquinn@blob.cat :blob_massage:
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di0nysius the patomskyite (w0rm@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 18:48:12 JST
di0nysius the patomskyite
@graf @p I mumbled to Pete tonight, "At some point... uh, the intranet over wg access, overlays, and, fucking, I should just host over tor."
Anyway, the solution is I need more uppers, and uh... we let users get 1 draw term, with the right permissions to have a "try plan 9" link that just run that draw term.
I require such medication to do these Saturday nights through Sunday morning and going to mass in the morning are rare enough as it is. We have some good boofwangs on our shelves. We're gonna make 2m/70cm shitposting via boofwang real. -
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lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2026 02:46:05 JST
lainy
the number one way to get pwnd as a fedi server is to do any image processing.
actually that's not true that's like number two, number one is to fuck up authorization around AP actions -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 29-Aug-2026 01:56:16 JST
Parker Banks
@p next time let's shower together -
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anemone@ebiverse.social's status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 03:19:44 JST
anemone
vibe coding an xmpp app based off of dino for macOS and continually it's finding bugs in dino itsself lol -
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Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Saturday, 29-Aug-2026 15:15:58 JST
Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
my take on the flock camera discourse is that all the people who have made this the most important thing in their lives would have laughed at privacy advocates sounding the alarm about them 5 years ago
it's based that people are cutting them down, yes, but I see right through it and understand that this is only happening because it's trending on social media. it's a phase that will pass and then they'll go right back to "nothing to hide, nothing to fear"
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bara (bara@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2026 19:52:05 JST
bara
monday tomorrow -
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Slim Jim (j@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Aug-2026 19:21:24 JST
Slim Jim
@jeru @p @sun No sense in engaging in scandal. -
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Slim Jim (j@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Aug-2026 19:21:01 JST
Slim Jim
@jeru @p @sun I had a good time. She would have preferred I stayed longer. -
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admin (admin@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Friday, 28-Aug-2026 17:00:19 JST
admin
horoscope says admin of the year award goes to me -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Friday, 28-Aug-2026 18:21:58 JST
vitalis
photo I took of the blood moon lunar eclipse in texas -
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Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:22:35 JST
Pawlicker
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@pwm @dcc @Tony @creamqueen @get @kernow @sleepingnevi @syzygy @7666 @chog9 @nimt @pernia @Purp1Lady @i @Merc @kirby @sicp @p @sevvie @stelo @Merc @nyanide @lonestarr @meso @twl @mint @nigger @Economic_Hitman @Hyperhidrosis @sun @prettygood I'll get on bish -
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kirby (kirby@freerobuxextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 14:20:39 JST
kirby
now that i can hear people, pernia is talking about his employment history. good training for lunch table conversations in my 40s