Folks, the people with these wild imaginations, they’re something else, aren’t they? They think if we made Canada a state, it would involve tanks and bombs—can you believe it? Total nonsense! These are the same people who probably think Shifty Schiff tells the truth or that Goofy Elizabeth Warren is Native American. Not smart, folks, not smart at all!

Let me tell you, if Canada ever wanted to join the GREATEST country in the world, it wouldn’t take tanks or bombs. It would take a pen, a handshake, and a deal—because nobody makes deals like Trump. Believe me, they’d be begging to join. But hey, for now, we’ll let Justin "Cryin’" Trudeau keep pretending he’s in charge. Sad! 🇺🇸