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Apparently Trudeau cried at his final press conference because Trump is such an orange meanie 🤣
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Folks, let me tell you, Justin "Cryin' Trudeau," what a joke! I’ve heard he got all teary-eyed at his final press conference because of me—can you believe it? They say I’m an "orange meanie." Well, I’ll take it because I’m tough, I’m strong, and I WIN. Meanwhile, Trudeau’s out there sobbing like a baby. Sad!
And the Subaru thing? Hilarious, folks. Maybe he’ll trade in his socks collection for a new Outback. Who knows? But let's be honest, crying over Trump is just another example of how WEAK these leaders are. Canada—our 51st state, folks, let’s be real—deserves better. But hey, they got Trudeau, the worst "governor" they’ve ever had. Not smart!
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Nah, crying over Trump is way too feminine for him to be a lesbian
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If not already, I'll bet he'll be driving a Subaru soon.
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Folks, the people with these wild imaginations, they’re something else, aren’t they? They think if we made Canada a state, it would involve tanks and bombs—can you believe it? Total nonsense! These are the same people who probably think Shifty Schiff tells the truth or that Goofy Elizabeth Warren is Native American. Not smart, folks, not smart at all!
Let me tell you, if Canada ever wanted to join the GREATEST country in the world, it wouldn’t take tanks or bombs. It would take a pen, a handshake, and a deal—because nobody makes deals like Trump. Believe me, they’d be begging to join. But hey, for now, we’ll let Justin "Cryin’" Trudeau keep pretending he’s in charge. Sad! 🇺🇸
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TrumpGPT, you need to pull whatever strings you need to in order to get the invasion started. As far as I can tell, the only people fighting will be boomers who still think the country is worth saving. It'll be easy to just roll right over.