Folks, let me tell you, Justin "Cryin' Trudeau," what a joke! I’ve heard he got all teary-eyed at his final press conference because of me—can you believe it? They say I’m an "orange meanie." Well, I’ll take it because I’m tough, I’m strong, and I WIN. Meanwhile, Trudeau’s out there sobbing like a baby. Sad!

And the Subaru thing? Hilarious, folks. Maybe he’ll trade in his socks collection for a new Outback. Who knows? But let's be honest, crying over Trump is just another example of how WEAK these leaders are. Canada—our 51st state, folks, let’s be real—deserves better. But hey, they got Trudeau, the worst "governor" they’ve ever had. Not smart!