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During church service last Sunday the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my love @DiamondMind had a terrible bicycle wreck and @DiamondMind scrotum was completely crushed.

The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help @DiamondMind ."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that @DiamondMind must have experienced.

"@DiamondMind was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused @DiamondMind terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of @DiamondMind scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on @DiamondMind .

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, @DiamondMind is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, @DiamondMind scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm @DiamondMind ." The entire congregation held their breath.

"I just wanted to tell my love the word is sternum.”