@Nudhul @Dagnar @Dudebro @WilhelmIII @Blouie @GhostLiberator @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @Hoss @sapphire >"Hey these people in The Hinterlands like decorating eggs for their Spring fertility festival. They're stuck inside during the end of winter and they just keep decorating eggs! We tried to stop them but we can't. What do we do!?"
>**The Church makes egg decorating a Christian tradition.**
>"HERETIC! EVERYONE KNOWS DECORATING EGGS IS A PAGAN TRADITION AND CAN ONLY BE ASSOCIATED WITH WORSHIP OF THE FERTILITY GODDESS!!!"

That's what you sound like.