no, I was told I needed to pee straighter because evidently getting piss on the toilet seat was because of some physical deformity instead of the fact I was 5 years old and as such I was “asked” if I wanted to have it “corrected” and I said yes because of course I did and the blood would cake to my underwear and every time I wanted to pee I would rip the wound back open and then rip it further with the pressure of my piss which was also salty which made it even worse and I’d be screaming in pain and afraid to drink water because I knew it would make me need to pee

the anesthesia was sorta cool though it smelled like strawberries