@BattleDwarfGimli @EscapeVelo @jb @NoDoxGregBrady @Shadowman311 @SpoopyAnon @TrevorGoodchild
Gross, dude. Why are you like this? Nobody wants too hear about how you have too trick your wife into touching you.
I was just about too write about chaining a fat chick too my radiator and only letting her loose once she attained a healthy BMI, and a certain level of hostage/captor love syndrome