@terryenglish @Heliodramus @Leaflord @Shlomo @Some_German_Guy @almost_equal_to @ehhh @groosha @nonsense @p @sjw @toyman0806 @vriska @waltercool >BREAKING NEWS

The Shooter has been identified as "Jesus", and was reported to be in a confrontation with a man named Walter, who is an Vietnam Veteran. The shooting began after Jesus warned Walter "not to flash his piece in public again." Walter and another bowler known as "The Dude" were in the middle of a league championship game when Walter claimed that Jesus had "stepped over the line." Walter pulled out a 45, while Jesus reached into his bowling bag and pulled out an AR-15 Assault Rifle. A fellow bowler named Donnie was among the casualties. Jesus is currently on the run, but has been spotted at the local urinal