We were all drinking at my friend's house. His dad had the spice channel. Some of the guys were like... let's go watch porn.

We all go upstairs. While they're watching porn I walk into the walk-in closet and see a camcorder wrapped in a toys-r-us bag. I pick it up and jokingly say, "what's on this shit? A video of your dad fucking his secretary?"

After a minute of my friend doing the "give me that, put it down" bullshit, I hit play and look in the view finder. And what do you know, my joke wasn't more of a premonition.