@ins0mniak @DiamondMind @GhostOfMoshe @Godsend @Tony @colonelj @dsm @jae @m0xEE @mint @mischievoustomato @thebitchisback Insurance? Insurance company always addresses you in the second-person, if I'm not mistaken.

I got a phone call from the insurance company at an old job.

:chotchkies: I was just calling about your life insurance policy.
:elliotcalling: I don't really care. I want to waive live insurance and it won't let me. I don't want you in my business like that.
:chotchkies: It's provided by your employer.
:elliotcalling: I don't want it.
:chotchkies: Well, you can't waive it.
:elliotcalling: Then what's the problem?
:chotchkies: Are you serious about that beneficiary?
:elliotcalling: I don't care.
:chotchkies: ...Yeah but--
:elliotcalling: If you don't want him to get the $5,000 then make sure I don't die.
:chotchkies: ...
:elliotcalling: We done?
:chotchkies: [noises]
:elliotcalling: I wrote what I wrote.

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