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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:14 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
I called it, the defense has rested, closing arguments tomorrow. -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:09 JST
Goalkeeper
THE WORST POSSIBLE WHITE KID TO STAB AlabasterBrick ?☠️ likes this. -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:10 JST
Goalkeeper
The amount of other niggers who were there that want to see this chimp strung up says a lot. -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:10 JST
Goalkeeper
Austin Metcalf's coach is black too btw. This nigger picked the absolute worst possible White Boy to stab. -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:11 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
I think the defense is probably resting because at this point they're going to go for a plea deal -
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Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:11 JST
Goalkeeper
Good fucking luck son. The prosecutor has zero reason to give them the deal. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:11 JST
Dudebro
Heres the plea deal I will take, he gets strung up like a piñata at Texas A&M and we beat the nigger to death. -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:12 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
They rested the case as soon as their best witness got impeached for lying, I'm not even joking -
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Chzikken_1486 (chzikken_1486@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:12 JST
Chzikken_1486
Sounds like it lol.
If the nigger pleads guilty before it goes to a jury, who decides his prison term? -
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Chzikken_1486 (chzikken_1486@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:13 JST
Chzikken_1486
WHAT THE FUCK. LOL -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:13 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
There is only so long you can pretend to be working carrying a 2x4 around before someone notices. They ran out of shit to make up -
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Chzikken_1486 (chzikken_1486@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 05:41:13 JST
Chzikken_1486
They didn't have shit the first day when the videos were played -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:18:26 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
IAC has to be actual incompetence. It can't be the product of strategy. -
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Växẍ Säbbäth (vaxxsabbath@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:18:27 JST
Växẍ Säbbäth
@CobaltSasquatch yo @Humpleupagus, what are the odds that they’re trying to get an “incompetent/ineffective defense” claim baked in for the appeal so they can get him off that way?
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:23:40 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
He'd need different counsel on the appeal or writ of habeas corpus (depending on appeal stage). -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:23:41 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
Also wouldn't it look extremely bad for the defense lawyer? Like would he actually nail his career to a cross for this client when he has a very successful private practice that doesn't depend on PD work? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:26:11 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
He didn't though. That student got blasted today. He testified everyone was standing around Kamelo prior to the stabbing on direct. Admitted he was wrong and it after on cross. How could he not see that coming? -
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:26:12 JST
Matty
> your honor, this nigga didn't even try -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:27:45 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Yeah. But that's his problem. He's a criminal defense lawyer. Fuck that guy. -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:27:46 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
I mean wouldn't it look bad on the lawyer professionally. Like getting a DUI to a pro driver? Or do they give you one incompetency mulligan? -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:28:04 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
I'm still trying to figure out how he though having the medical examiner show the hole through the kids chest and through his heart wall was supposed to help -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:28:04 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
It makes the death real. The case will turn on Karmelo's words. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:31:25 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Judges have immunity for official acts. Lawyers have quasi-immunity. We have more immunity against adverse parties, due to the litigation privilege, than against our own clients. It's complicated. -
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Coon Appreciater (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:31:26 JST
Coon Appreciater
Idk, judges get their decisions appealed all the time and it never impacts them professionally. Lawyers work on different rules than the rest of us -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:32:43 JST
DeadDrudge
OJ Simpson was somehow found not guilty. Very different cases/ circumstances, of course, but it makes me wonder if some sorts of legal shenanigans are possible... -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:32:43 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Some people think it was his kid that did it, and OJ took the fall for him. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:35:47 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
But he would have grown up to be a defendant-doctor. 😭 -
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:35:48 JST
Matty
From what I understand, it's never a good idea, at least if the prosecution is good at what they do. They can try to get you to trip up in ways you didn't mean to, even if you're innocent. I've never been in court except for one time for jury duty (I didn't make the cut because I told them I would be unable to be unbiased against the defendant due to my prior employment history) -
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JeffGrimesArt (jeffgrimesart@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:35:48 JST
JeffGrimesArt
I'm afraid to ask who the defendant was -
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:35:48 JST
Matty
It was your standard run of the mill defendant-American. -
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Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:35:49 JST
Cobalt Sasquatch
It also seems weird to not have Karmello on the stand since self defense is an affirmative defense. Or maybe thats normal. I think if it was me and I really was in fear of my life I'd want to tell my side -
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Coon Appreciater (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:36:21 JST
Coon Appreciater
Counterpoint: Kyle Rittenhouse took the stand in his defense and he walked. ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:36:34 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Self-defense isn't a fully affirmative defense, the state actual bears the burden of establishing it wasn't beyond a reasonable doubt. The issues is getting the jury instruction. There has to be some prima facie showing that it's viable. Prima facie is a very low standard. -
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Hoosierborean King (madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:36:37 JST
Hoosierborean King
he's a lawyer ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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Coon Appreciater (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:36:38 JST
Coon Appreciater
>we
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:36:49 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
He was a good witness. He knew how to cry like a bitch. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 09:25:59 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Only sometimes. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 10:11:20 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I'm a fucking elephant. I'll do what I want. -
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Count Von Zeppelin (vonzeppelin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 10:11:21 JST
Count Von Zeppelin
lies. elephants can't even fit into a courtroom, much less pass the bar
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