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   Von Xylofon (vonxylofon@witter.cz)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:33 JST Von Xylofon

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   • paul

   @amiserabilist They can't get porn with small boobs either. Their govt is weird.

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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:34 JST paul

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     they can't get that weapon in the game in Australia.

     i thought it was amusing.

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     Von Xylofon (vonxylofon@witter.cz)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:35 JST Von Xylofon

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     • paul

     @amiserabilist @adhdeanasl @glasspusher @Kierkegaanks It's Saints Row. What is context?

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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:36 JST paul

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     @vonxylofon

     This weapon is not available in Australia, due to laws prohibiting video games from allowing the player to cause sexual violence unjustified by context.

     unjustified by context.

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE0FKdig6Sk

     so it is a bat that fires rockets up peoples bums.

     @adhdeanasl @glasspusher @Kierkegaanks

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     Von Xylofon (vonxylofon@witter.cz)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:38 JST Von Xylofon

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     • paul

     @adhdeanasl @glasspusher @amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks Too bad scrolling the federated timeline is like losing your virginity using this: https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Rectifier_Probe

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     ADHDeanASL (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:39 JST ADHDeanASL

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     • glasspshr
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     @glasspusher “virgin” = someone who hasn’t scrolled the Federated timeline @amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks

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     glasspshr (glasspusher@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:40 JST glasspshr

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     • paul

     @amiserabilist @adhdeanasl @Kierkegaanks I’m sure the folks here could make ritual sacrifice funny

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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:42 JST paul

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     @adhdeanasl @Kierkegaanks

     I came for the humour but also the prospect of being ritually sacrificed.

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     ADHDeanASL (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 10:11:43 JST ADHDeanASL

     • Kierkethumbs up convincingly

     @Kierkegaanks I, personally, welcome angry replies to “Beige is not a cult” posts