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@Kierkegaanks<\/a> I, personally, welcome angry replies to \u201cBeige is not a cult\u201d posts<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl\/statuses\/112570468812276664","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl\/statuses\/112570468812276664","objectType":"note","content":"

@Kierkegaanks<\/a> I, personally, welcome angry replies to \u201cBeige is not a cult\u201d posts<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl\/112570468812276664","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555548","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:43+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl\/112570468812276664"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist","displayName":"paul","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-original-tmp20240712164626.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-96-20240712211503.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-48-20240712211504.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-24-20240712211504.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"262412"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-96-20240712211503.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"back up at @amiserabilistAvatar: penny farthing i am not a numberHeader: plague islandWhat Orwell feared were those who would ban books.What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.gen xamab\/cis\/het standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08he\/himprobably on the spectrum.if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.#memes#minimalism#scifi#comics#design#architecture#linux#theBeigeSpooneratti","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"amiserabilist","displayName":"paul","note":"back up at @amiserabilistAvatar: penny farthing i am not a numberHeader: plague islandWhat Orwell feared were those who would ban books.What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.gen xamab\/cis\/het standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08he\/himprobably on the spectrum.if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.#memes#minimalism#scifi#comics#design#architecture#linux#theBeigeSpooneratti"}},"content":"

@adhdeanasl<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> <\/p>

I came for the humour but also the prospect of being ritually sacrificed.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/112570579340172961","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/112570579340172961","objectType":"note","content":"

@adhdeanasl<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> <\/p>

I came for the humour but also the prospect of being ritually sacrificed.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/112570579340172961","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl\/statuses\/112570468812276664","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl\/112570468812276664"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555549","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:42+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/112570579340172961"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher","displayName":"glasspshr","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/163623-original-tmp20230825234908.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/163623-96-20230825234908.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/163623-48-20230825234908.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/163623-24-20230825234908.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"163623"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/163623-96-20230825234908.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"he\/him, standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f, \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 and \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\u201cit is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution\u201d90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You\u2019ve been warned.Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop #LRRR2028 or as soon as possible#teamOrca#ChunderRoad","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@glasspusher","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"glasspusher","displayName":"glasspshr","note":"he\/him, standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f, \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 and \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\u201cit is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution\u201d90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You\u2019ve been warned.Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop #LRRR2028 or as soon as possible#teamOrca#ChunderRoad"}},"content":"

@amiserabilist<\/a> @adhdeanasl<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> I\u2019m sure the folks here could make ritual sacrifice funny<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher\/statuses\/112572779024052792","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher\/statuses\/112572779024052792","objectType":"note","content":"

@amiserabilist<\/a> @adhdeanasl<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> I\u2019m sure the folks here could make ritual sacrifice funny<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@glasspusher\/112572779024052792","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/112570579340172961","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/112570579340172961"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555550","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:40+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@glasspusher\/112572779024052792"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl","displayName":"ADHDeanASL","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/92331-original-tmp20240107151556.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/92331-96-20240111171901.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/92331-48-20240111171901.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/92331-24-20240111171901.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"92331"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/92331-96-20240111171901.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.\u2028Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.\u2028\u2028Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don\u2019t steal them.\u2029\u2028Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life\u2028\u2028Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.Married to @JenTheRed","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"adhdeanasl","displayName":"ADHDeanASL","note":"Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.\u2028Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.\u2028\u2028Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don\u2019t steal them.\u2029\u2028Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life\u2028\u2028Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.Married to @JenTheRed"}},"content":"

@glasspusher<\/a> \u201cvirgin\u201d = someone who hasn\u2019t scrolled the Federated timeline @amiserabilist<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl\/statuses\/112572803805013331","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl\/statuses\/112572803805013331","objectType":"note","content":"

@glasspusher<\/a> \u201cvirgin\u201d = someone who hasn\u2019t scrolled the Federated timeline @amiserabilist<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl\/112572803805013331","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher\/statuses\/112572779024052792","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@glasspusher\/112572779024052792"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555551","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl\/112572803805013331"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon","displayName":"Von Xylofon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-original-tmp20250222181251.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-96-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-48-20250222221641.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-24-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"159403"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-96-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Mana\u017eer IT dokumentace ve \u0160tatluBav\u00ed m\u011b vlaky, kolob\u011b\u017eky, historie a dada. ---IT documentation manager, CZI like trains, kickbikes, history, and dada.","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"vonxylofon","displayName":"Von Xylofon","note":"Mana\u017eer IT dokumentace ve \u0160tatluBav\u00ed m\u011b vlaky, kolob\u011b\u017eky, historie a dada. ---IT documentation manager, CZI like trains, kickbikes, history, and dada."}},"content":"

@adhdeanasl<\/a> @glasspusher<\/a> @amiserabilist<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> Too bad scrolling the federated timeline is like losing your virginity using this: https:\/\/saintsrow.fandom.com\/wiki\/Rectifier_Probe<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113876361740023522","object":{"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113876361740023522","objectType":"note","content":"

@adhdeanasl<\/a> @glasspusher<\/a> @amiserabilist<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> Too bad scrolling the federated timeline is like losing your virginity using this: https:\/\/saintsrow.fandom.com\/wiki\/Rectifier_Probe<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113876361740023522","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl\/statuses\/112572803805013331","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@adhdeanasl\/112572803805013331"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555552","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:38+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113876361740023522"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist","displayName":"paul","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-original-tmp20240712164626.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-96-20240712211503.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-48-20240712211504.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-24-20240712211504.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"262412"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-96-20240712211503.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"back up at @amiserabilistAvatar: penny farthing i am not a numberHeader: plague islandWhat Orwell feared were those who would ban books.What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.gen xamab\/cis\/het standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08he\/himprobably on the spectrum.if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.#memes#minimalism#scifi#comics#design#architecture#linux#theBeigeSpooneratti","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"amiserabilist","displayName":"paul","note":"back up at @amiserabilistAvatar: penny farthing i am not a numberHeader: plague islandWhat Orwell feared were those who would ban books.What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.gen xamab\/cis\/het standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08he\/himprobably on the spectrum.if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.#memes#minimalism#scifi#comics#design#architecture#linux#theBeigeSpooneratti"}},"content":"

@vonxylofon<\/a> <\/p>

This weapon is not available in Australia, due to laws prohibiting video games from allowing the player to cause sexual violence unjustified by context.<\/p>

unjustified by context.<\/p>

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZE0FKdig6Sk<\/a><\/p>

so it is a bat that fires rockets up peoples bums. <\/p>

@adhdeanasl<\/a> @glasspusher<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/113876440102257847","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/113876440102257847","objectType":"note","content":"

@vonxylofon<\/a> <\/p>

This weapon is not available in Australia, due to laws prohibiting video games from allowing the player to cause sexual violence unjustified by context.<\/p>

unjustified by context.<\/p>

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZE0FKdig6Sk<\/a><\/p>

so it is a bat that fires rockets up peoples bums. <\/p>

@adhdeanasl<\/a> @glasspusher<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/113876440102257847","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113876361740023522","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113876361740023522"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555553","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/113876440102257847"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon","displayName":"Von Xylofon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-original-tmp20250222181251.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-96-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-48-20250222221641.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-24-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"159403"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-96-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Mana\u017eer IT dokumentace ve \u0160tatluBav\u00ed m\u011b vlaky, kolob\u011b\u017eky, historie a dada. ---IT documentation manager, CZI like trains, kickbikes, history, and dada.","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"vonxylofon","displayName":"Von Xylofon","note":"Mana\u017eer IT dokumentace ve \u0160tatluBav\u00ed m\u011b vlaky, kolob\u011b\u017eky, historie a dada. ---IT documentation manager, CZI like trains, kickbikes, history, and dada."}},"content":"

@amiserabilist<\/a> @adhdeanasl<\/a> @glasspusher<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> It's Saints Row. What is context?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113878005972718890","object":{"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113878005972718890","objectType":"note","content":"

@amiserabilist<\/a> @adhdeanasl<\/a> @glasspusher<\/a> @Kierkegaanks<\/a> It's Saints Row. What is context?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113878005972718890","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/113876440102257847","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/113876440102257847"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/adhdeanasl"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/glasspusher"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/Kierkegaanks"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555554","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113878005972718890"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist","displayName":"paul","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-original-tmp20240712164626.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-96-20240712211503.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-48-20240712211504.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-24-20240712211504.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"262412"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/262412-96-20240712211503.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"back up at @amiserabilistAvatar: penny farthing i am not a numberHeader: plague islandWhat Orwell feared were those who would ban books.What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.gen xamab\/cis\/het standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08he\/himprobably on the spectrum.if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.#memes#minimalism#scifi#comics#design#architecture#linux#theBeigeSpooneratti","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"amiserabilist","displayName":"paul","note":"back up at @amiserabilistAvatar: penny farthing i am not a numberHeader: plague islandWhat Orwell feared were those who would ban books.What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.gen xamab\/cis\/het standing with \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08he\/himprobably on the spectrum.if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.#memes#minimalism#scifi#comics#design#architecture#linux#theBeigeSpooneratti"}},"content":"

@vonxylofon<\/a> <\/p>

they can't get that weapon in the game in Australia.<\/p>

i thought it was amusing.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/113878227322230842","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/113878227322230842","objectType":"note","content":"

@vonxylofon<\/a> <\/p>

they can't get that weapon in the game in Australia.<\/p>

i thought it was amusing.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/113878227322230842","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113878005972718890","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113878005972718890"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555555","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:34+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/113878227322230842"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon","displayName":"Von Xylofon","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-original-tmp20250222181251.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-96-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-48-20250222221641.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-24-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"159403"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/159403-96-20250226221929.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Mana\u017eer IT dokumentace ve \u0160tatluBav\u00ed m\u011b vlaky, kolob\u011b\u017eky, historie a dada. ---IT documentation manager, CZI like trains, kickbikes, history, and dada.","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"vonxylofon","displayName":"Von Xylofon","note":"Mana\u017eer IT dokumentace ve \u0160tatluBav\u00ed m\u011b vlaky, kolob\u011b\u017eky, historie a dada. ---IT documentation manager, CZI like trains, kickbikes, history, and dada."}},"content":"

@amiserabilist<\/a> They can't get porn with small boobs either. Their govt is weird.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113882289007039392","object":{"id":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/users\/vonxylofon\/statuses\/113882289007039392","objectType":"note","content":"

@amiserabilist<\/a> They can't get porn with small boobs either. Their govt is weird.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113882289007039392","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist\/statuses\/113878227322230842","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@amiserabilist\/113878227322230842"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/amiserabilist"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-06:objectType=thread:nonce=8609f24bba7ead6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12555556","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-06T01:11:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/witter.cz\/@vonxylofon\/113882289007039392"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6376284","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}