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   CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:05:31 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
   Faggot Tourney 2025 Quarterfinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
   
   Maija vs. Based Lunatic
   
   Today is the start of quarterfinals: and this is a match that people have been looking forward to since the start of the bracket!
   
   First, the Foamer: Maija! This is the top seed this year, and still the favorite to win. Their list of crimes follows:
   
   1) Getting kicked off of ALMOST EVERY instance they've been on for talking with pedophiles and zoophiles.
   2) Masturbating with roadkill shoved in their ass.
   3) Flirting with the tournament organizer.
   4) Being partially responsible for grooming Paulo into trannydom.
   5) Wanting to fuck trains.
   
   They're widely believed to be an actual trannypedo - Snacks, Mint, and Pernia have their knives out for this person, and BOY are those things sharp.
   
   Next, Cum Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but his escapades have made him competitive with Maija.
   
   Just fight him, bro. IRL I mean. Totally.
   
   Maija has a history of losing in the Quarterfinals to very strong competitors. Will Maija push through this year, or will Based Lunatic come out of nowhere to defeat the top seed of this tournament?
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:05:30 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     I'll give you a wild fucking guess. 😉

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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:09:38 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Maija for tagging me in his comment about wanting to boink a cow.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:25 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • gav
     • Based Stable Lunatic
     • Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:
     • Ube Maija
     Google
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:26 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Based Stable Lunatic
     • Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:
     • Ube Maija
     @dj @BasedLunatic @gav @ube how do you even get porn at the age of 9
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     Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde: (dj@ak.parcero.casa)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:27 JST Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:

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     • Based Stable Lunatic
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     @gav @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ube
     There's more than one where he judges man ass, he claims to be watching porn since 9 years old so he probably knows what he's talking about.
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     gav (gav@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:28 JST gav

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     • Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:
     • Ube Maija
     @dj @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ube i was in this thread :sorapog:
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     gav (gav@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:28 JST gav

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     • Based Stable Lunatic
     • Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:
     • Ube Maija
     @dj @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ube oh thats not the mens bittholes thread
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     Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde: (dj@ak.parcero.casa)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:29 JST Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:

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     • Based Stable Lunatic
     • Ube Maija
     @gav @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ube
     This is from the guy who catagorizes men's buttholes in porn.
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     gav (gav@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 12:37:30 JST gav

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     • Ube Maija
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @BasedLunatic @ube why are you gay? :yuistare: :ccbook: 📝
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:11:36 JST Phantasm

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I vote for dark Fedi's almost diaperfag degenerate Maija.
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     wiz@loli.church's status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:12:16 JST Wiz

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com this is the hardest choice I've made in my entire life, but, I have to vote for Maija since Maija is TFF royalty.

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     vic (vic@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:21:44 JST vic

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     • Based Stable Lunatic
     • Ube Maija

     Though it is very painful to choose, with both Maija and Dicey being absolute faggots with few if any redeeming qualities, and though the only reason I don't mute them both is sheer, morbid curiosity...

     I always choose the person who is less of an attention whore and less likely to enjoy "winning" the faggot tourney, which, after all, is not a tourney about winners but about losers. In light of this...

     I vote Dicey.

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     Ube Maija (ube@spergia.net)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:21:45 JST Ube Maija

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     • Based Stable Lunatic
     @gav @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating idk why cmds gay tbh something about a dream where we spitroast a cow or smth
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     EconomicMigrant (economic_hitman@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:22:33 JST EconomicMigrant

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I vote for Dicey.
     
     For pretty much the same reason @vic pointed out here
     https://shitpost.cloud/objects/686ef6db-fc18-4858-835b-12d77b776862
     
     although, I am a hypocrite because I voted for @zonk because I think he wants to win this pseudo popularity contest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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     Vepkhia (f0x@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:23:26 JST Vepkhia

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating i vote for maija.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:23:27 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Maija is *once again* acting like a pedophile in the voting thread: He's winning this match, 15-9.
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:28:26 JST Phantasm

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     @sendpaws @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
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     Pawslut420 (sendpaws@mitra.pawslut.party)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:28:27 JST Pawslut420

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     @phnt @ceo_of_monoeye_dating

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     snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:46:04 JST snacks

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating voting for waifu maija, does the best cuddles
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     Ube Maija (ube@spergia.net)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:47:47 JST Ube Maija

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating snacks is a friend of mine not a hater like mint and pernia. also i suspect most of diceys antics are not sober because he's always high off of benzos iirc? anyways good thread i'm here voting for COW PUSSY i cant get my mind off of it now. kinda too roast beef though you know? nor usually my thing. i like tight or even puffy pussies. cow pussy is like a hags. same reason i dont like horse pussy usually
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     EmoDagda (dagda@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:51:26 JST EmoDagda

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
     I vote for Maija :pop_cat:
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     Mamako (mamako@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:52:08 JST Mamako

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     • Ube Maija
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ube WTSnacks?
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:52:09 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Ube Maija
     @ube Snacks is probably gonna come and vote for you let's be real
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     snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:54:55 JST snacks

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating you can complain all you want but it's working
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 07:24:08 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • ĐØⱠⱠ
     @Doll :gura_smug: What an amazing vote for Maija here.
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 07:24:08 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     Since my first comment didn't count as a vote by your rules, and since I suspect you're counting my vote for Maija out of spite for my refusal to follow your voting rules, I hereby formally declare my vote for Lunatic.

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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 07:32:10 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     I actually wasn't paying any attention to the updates because I just got home from work. I thought I'd just make sure I was on the right side of history before the deadline for this round.

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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 07:32:11 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     @Doll Rather, if I was being spiteful I would've just not counted it.
     
     Obviously I *was* counting it, you can see the count didn't change.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 07:32:12 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     @Doll 23-21 for dicey rn.
     
     (I would have simply not counted it at all out of spite).
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     Frightening Darbzilla 🎃 ☁️ 🐉 (darbzilla@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 09:05:23 JST Frightening Darbzilla 🎃 ☁️ 🐉

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     Dicey
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 09:05:31 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Voting for this will close in 4 hours and 30 minutes regardless of anything else I say.
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