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Faggot Tourney 2025 Quarterfinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Maija vs. Based Lunatic
Today is the start of quarterfinals: and this is a match that people have been looking forward to since the start of the bracket!
First, the Foamer: Maija! This is the top seed this year, and still the favorite to win. Their list of crimes follows:
1) Getting kicked off of ALMOST EVERY instance they've been on for talking with pedophiles and zoophiles.
2) Masturbating with roadkill shoved in their ass.
3) Flirting with the tournament organizer.
4) Being partially responsible for grooming Paulo into trannydom.
5) Wanting to fuck trains.
They're widely believed to be an actual trannypedo - Snacks, Mint, and Pernia have their knives out for this person, and BOY are those things sharp.
Next, Cum Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but his escapades have made him competitive with Maija.
Just fight him, bro. IRL I mean. Totally.
Maija has a history of losing in the Quarterfinals to very strong competitors. Will Maija push through this year, or will Based Lunatic come out of nowhere to defeat the top seed of this tournament?