Though it is very painful to choose, with both Maija and Dicey being absolute faggots with few if any redeeming qualities, and though the only reason I don't mute them both is sheer, morbid curiosity...
I always choose the person who is less of an attention whore and less likely to enjoy "winning" the faggot tourney, which, after all, is not a tourney about winners but about losers. In light of this...
I vote Dicey.