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"Babe you look so good, you got me feeling all Protestant tonight 😏♥️💋🥵"
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@yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran this is a legitimate HECK THREAD ( or h-e-double hockey stick for those that can't even say heck )
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@d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran Some kinds of abrasive are okay, send her my @
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@d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran What kind of asshole?
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abrasive idk
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@ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran Me finding my 35-year-old virgin tradwife.
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I know one of these women, idk if she's 35 but I know she's in her mid-30s
only problem is she's an asshole
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@MeBigbrain @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran >have your girlfriend hunt down her high school sweetheart, ask him if he cheated on her, and file for divorce
Okay doc.
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you know it brother
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@d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran Good luck getting everyone to find virgin brides lest they go to hell for adultery, doc
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@ForbiddenDreamer @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @NoDoxGregBrady @SuperLutheran Well if the guys they fucked fucked someone else then it's a legitimate divorce.
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>sex is not marriage
Oh shit, here comes D0c
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@Omega_Variant @d0c40r0 @MeBigbrain @SuperLutheran You can get a nice little piece of paper from ZOG that says you're "Divorced", but that doesn't actually mean anything (just like ZOG's "Marriage" doesn't mean anything).
Once you're married, you're married. There is no "divorce".
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@Omega_Variant @d0c40r0 @MeBigbrain @SuperLutheran This actually touches on the degeneracy that's attempted to corrupt what a marriage is and is not. The "Marriage License" is not a legitimate marriage and is itself a sign of the degradation of our institutions. We respect it out of custom and government mandate. But if the question comes back to what God has commanded, the marriage must be sanctified to be legitimate.
When Jesus met the Samaritan woman, he told her she did not have a husband, and had been with seven men each of whom had not been her husband. Laying in bed (and fucking) does not create a marriage bond.
The divorces are not legitimate, but neither are the marriages.
And certainly not the faggot unions.
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erm actually divorce isn't real, Catholics have a 0% divorce rate
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Soooo....
Why do Catholic divorce rate statics exist?
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I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
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Orthodox, Mormon, Muslims and Jews all have lower divorce rates than Catholics 🤷🏻
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damn right nigga 😤
Catholics have kids to glorify God, Protestants have kids by accident
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@d0c40r0 @SuperLutheran There are no accidents, it's God's plan.
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@SuperLutheran >"Protestants are sex-crazed freaks." [Has a billion kids]
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@sickburnbro @yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady For what it's worth, I'd say we've been far too respectful to call this a hellthread
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@SuperLutheran @yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady indeed it's been quite respectful, hence why I'm joking calling it a heckthread to show how comparatively tame it is
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