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You Get Glee (get@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 07:55:53 JST You Get Glee
>the manic episode is over - Forest of Enchantment likes this.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 08:42:31 JST Hoss Delgado
Kanye once every two years. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:30:22 JST Hoss Delgado
My sins are what make me so lovable. -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:30:23 JST Tyler
Yes, WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY (DOES GOD LOVE ME IN SPITE OF MY SINS) Wednesday -
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Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:30:24 JST Tyler
Manic Monday was yesterday, Kings. I certainly hope you've had an excellent Traumatic Tuesday, and looking forward to WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Wednesday. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:30:24 JST yockeypuck
@tyler @nerthos @get TOMORROW IS ASH WEDNESDAY
THE WHY IS ALWAYS FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF GOD AND THE GRACE HE HAS SHOWN TO US SINNERS
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:30:25 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@get Just gotta fall into another, easy You Get Glee likes this. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:45:22 JST Hoss Delgado
Why is there corn in the Bible? It was written a millennium and a half before Columbus invented corn. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:45:23 JST yockeypuck
@nerthos @Jonny @get @tyler @Hoss Does the Bible have screws in it?
DOES THE BIBLE HAVE SCREWS IN IT?
POINT ME WHERE THERE ARE SCREWS IN THE BIBLE. -
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:45:24 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@Jonny @get @tyler @yockeypuck @Hoss This reminded me earlier I dreamed I argued with a protestant priest that using screws wasn't a sin, because apparently in that congregation it was believed to be sinfun and that made assembling furniture a mess.
I argued the bible with the guy and the congregation and after a timeskip to the guy holding a comically large pile of paper about the discussion, he agreed that it wasn't a sin. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:45:25 JST Jonny
@Hoss @get @tyler @yockeypuck @nerthos
Your sins:
“I took the garbage out” (lie)
“I cleaned my room” (lie)
“I did my homework” (lie)
This sin isn’t listed on any tablets -
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Jazzy (jazzy_butts@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:46:54 JST Jazzy
@Hoss @Jonny @get @tyler @yockeypuck @nerthos Learn english. ALL GRAINS WERE CALLED CORNS, WHEAT WAS CALLED WHEAT CORN, ETC. Jesus Christ weeps.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:46:54 JST Hoss Delgado
I only know American. -
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Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:47:07 JST Bread up, Bro
@yockeypuck @nerthos @Jonny @get @tyler @Hoss using screws may not be sinful but it's galling to say the least! Hoss Delgado repeated this. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:51:25 JST yockeypuck
@sickburnbro @nerthos @Jonny @get @tyler @Hoss The jews invented the Phillips head to get you to strip the Cross. Hoss Delgado repeated this. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:52:59 JST Hoss Delgado
>Oy vey if you unscrew us it'll void the warranty, goy. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:53:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
Just use one of these, and you won't have any issue. 😏 -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:56:04 JST Hoss Delgado
Sorry, I beat you to this joke. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:56:09 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
Just buy more, from me. 😏 -
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koropokkur (koropokkur@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:56:10 JST koropokkur
@Humpleupagus @yockeypuck @Jonny @get @tyler @sickburnbro @Hoss @nerthos those fuckers strip out all the time.
square head are the only ones i buy for projects. -
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:56:26 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@yockeypuck @Jonny @get @tyler @sickburnbro @Hoss
Jewish "relic" merchant trying to sell you the "screws from the true cross" -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:56:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
But I was circumcised first. 😤 -
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:59:31 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@Humpleupagus @Jonny @get @tyler @sickburnbro @yockeypuck @Hoss They took your soul man, you can't enter heaven now -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 11:59:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
But my foreskin is there waiting for me. 😭 Hoss Delgado repeated this. -
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:00:46 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@Humpleupagus @Jonny @get @tyler @sickburnbro @yockeypuck @Hoss Take vengeance upon those who dared deface God's creation (your penis) -
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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator (sweetie_squad_liquidator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:52:53 JST Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator
@Humpleupagus @nerthos @Jonny @get @tyler @sickburnbro @yockeypuck @Hoss Q: Are there any special adaptations or features of an elephant’s penis?
A: Yes, the elephant’s penis is equipped with a prehensile ability, allowing it to grab and manipulate objects, as well as a unique spiral shape that aids in mating. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:52:53 JST Hoss Delgado
Imagine if you could literally write with your dick. -
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:53:51 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@Hoss @Jonny @get @Humpleupagus @tyler @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @sickburnbro @yockeypuck >he can't -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:53:51 JST Hoss Delgado
This is the burden of the circumcized. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:54:23 JST Hoss Delgado
That's your hands writing with your dick. -
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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator (sweetie_squad_liquidator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:54:24 JST Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator
@Hoss @Jonny @get @Humpleupagus @tyler @sickburnbro @yockeypuck @nerthos You never wrote your name in the snow with piss, you monster! -
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: (nerthos@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:55:03 JST Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@Hoss @Jonny @get @Humpleupagus @tyler @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @sickburnbro @yockeypuck The foreskin can hold up to 8 colours Hoss Delgado likes this. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:58:35 JST Hoss Delgado
>He has sloppy peepee penmanship -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 12:58:36 JST The Forbidden Dreamer
@Hoss @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Jonny @get @Humpleupagus @tyler @sickburnbro @yockeypuck @nerthos >he uses his hands