@Jonny @get @tyler @yockeypuck @Hoss This reminded me earlier I dreamed I argued with a protestant priest that using screws wasn't a sin, because apparently in that congregation it was believed to be sinfun and that made assembling furniture a mess.
I argued the bible with the guy and the congregation and after a timeskip to the guy holding a comically large pile of paper about the discussion, he agreed that it wasn't a sin.