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   TriptychTwinsRidesAgain (triptychtwinsridesagain@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 06:57:53 JST TriptychTwinsRidesAgain
   I'd like to buy that cow a beer
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     djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 06:57:53 JST djsumdog

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     I knew this girl in NZ who had to call the cops on a guy who was trying to fuck one of her horses. He brought a chair to stand on.
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     KeepTakingTheSoma (keeptakingthesoma@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:14:53 JST KeepTakingTheSoma

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     @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Country folk are not to be messed with.
     When I lived in a rural village, the local shop was robbed late one Sunday evening. The perps thought that it would be quiet. But it was by the pub. The farmers and locals in the pub heard the noise and went out to investigate. They took photos, called the police and the car tyres were "accidentally" slashed.
     As the thieves tried to get away, the police helicopter was able to follow them, including using heat seeking equipment when they fled on foot to hide in local sheds and barns.
     Coming home on the bus I met a women who had an exciting night when the police woke her to tell her there was a man hiding in a bush in her garden.
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     TriptychTwinsRidesAgain (triptychtwinsridesagain@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:18:56 JST TriptychTwinsRidesAgain

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     @KeepTakingTheSoma I think the cows were carrying.
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     KeepTakingTheSoma (keeptakingthesoma@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:19:36 JST KeepTakingTheSoma

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     @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Some men really shouldn't be in society. Castration.
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     @polarisera reposted your post (polarisera@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:20:20 JST @polarisera reposted your post

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     @KeepTakingTheSoma @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain I hear castration is reversible now, so more men ought to try it.

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     KeepTakingTheSoma (keeptakingthesoma@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:20:41 JST KeepTakingTheSoma

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     @polarisera @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain I'm not sure it is when rusty razors are involved.
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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:22:27 JST GNU Too

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     what the heck is wrong with the Brits.
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     TriptychTwinsRidesAgain (triptychtwinsridesagain@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:30:35 JST TriptychTwinsRidesAgain

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     @gnu2 Not just the Brits. The entire western world's gone batshit.
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     RadicalCartoons (radicalcartoons@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:54:30 JST RadicalCartoons

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     @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain I so hope the cows trampled him to death.
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     KeepTakingTheSoma (keeptakingthesoma@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:55:38 JST KeepTakingTheSoma

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     @RadicalCartoons @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Poetic justice. Some people really shouldn't be in society.
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     HebrideanHecate (hebrideanhecate@spinster.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 08:12:36 JST HebrideanHecate

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     @RadicalCartoons @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Fuck, I'd trample him to death, never mind the cow.

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