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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:46:42 JST anime graf mays ?️? lmfao what the fuck is wrong with california and it's government
RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/aba2c8a7-1163-4b3d-8a71-0e76a644c650-
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:46:39 JST Fediverse Contractor How would they even determine the creditworthiness of random tacos that probably shovel dirt for a living or whatever anyway? -
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Marshall1Banana :verified: (marshall1banana@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:46:40 JST Marshall1Banana :verified: @Hoss @graf @Breaking911 They already have 0$ loans for citizens, but it's prioritized for "low income people of marginalized communities"
So they're intentionally giving loans that likely won't be paid back to niggers and spics with the worst records -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:46:40 JST Mr. Bacon 0 down loans are a horrible idea anyway. With mortgage insurance the monthly payment goes up by 10-15% and if you barley qualify anyway, by the time you pay the house off something major will break and you'll have to do a HELOC to fix it.
0 down loans are just a banks way to collect money from you with like no risk for 30 years. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:46:41 JST Hoss Delgado >Start a real estate empire in California with no money down.
>tfw the California government raids my offices when they find out I'm actually a citizen. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:49:56 JST Fediverse Contractor I don't think that's true, but they're also probably working illegally. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:49:57 JST Mr. Bacon If you open up like one credit card your score goes to 600 + (if you don't have credit history)
Plus i want to say the minimums on FHA are like 500 or something absurdly low.
Basically if they are employed, they can probably get one. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:55:43 JST Fediverse Contractor Is he illegal -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:55:44 JST Mr. Bacon I know this is true because one of the immigrants who works for me just got a credit card and his score is in the mid 650s lol.
Plus, i've purchased houses with an FHA loan in the past, so yes, this is true.
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PC-9801 Enjoyer (pawlicker@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 08:56:18 JST PC-9801 Enjoyer @bot @Tony @Breaking911 @Marshall1Banana @graf @Hoss no joke the mitsubishi dealer advertises themselves as "no social needed".
Also the infamous Nissan/Mitsubishi business model was to boost sales at any cost. This meant that melaninated Americans and other related demographics (since that was who did this shit in 03) were buying up Mitsubishis by the boatload, defaulting, getting repod, driving the used market value through the floor.
https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/66igut/til_in_03_mitsubishi_offered_a_000_deal_in_the_us/
https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/57abib/til_mitsubishi_once_offered_000_financing_0_down0/d8qge3j/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/badeconomics/comments/g2o41i/mitsubishi_and_the_zerozerozero/
https://www.carsdirect.com/deals-articles/nissan-doubles-down-on-subprime-lending
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:15 JST Fediverse Contractor The PPN retard crew has arrived, I'm muting this thread -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:16 JST Mr. Bacon > is that a pdf
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Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:17 JST Wrath @Nimbius666 @Hoss @Tony @Breaking911 @Marshall1Banana @graf @bot This a boomer hate thread? Count me in. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:19 JST Crispy Branzino @Hoss @Tony @Breaking911 @Marshall1Banana @graf @bot do what the boomers did in 08.
- buy a 5000sqft mcmansion
- rent your old home out
- demand the government keep you from losing your mcmansion (free gibs)
- taxpayer buys you out and refinances your castle for free
- claim rental property for tax deductions
- home quadruples in value
- tell your kids a story about bootstraps.
- buy a corvette -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:20 JST Hoss Delgado You're thinking of @Jim, which is who I heard that same story from lmao. -
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Marshall1Banana :verified: (marshall1banana@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:21 JST Marshall1Banana :verified: @Hoss @Tony @Breaking911 @graf @bot I heard about a YT'er working in debt collection that had one of those guys on his listing. The YT'er made comment that he was one of the happiest and proudest accounts in collection for the longest time. He was in collections for almost a decade and would gleefully answer collector calls boasting that his home was purchased on the credit card and there was simply nothing they could do- he knew it, and they knew it, he won. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:15:22 JST Hoss Delgado The real dream is to scam the credit card companies so hard you manage to buy a house entirely on unsecured consumer credit in a state where creditors can't touch your primary residence. I have heard whispered tales of men who have achieved this seemingly impossible feat.
I am the bone of my card,
Credit is my body, and debt is my blood.
I have swiped over a thousand times.
Unknown to interest,
Nor known to bankruptcy.
Have withstood countless payments to acquire many things.
Yet those hands will never hold financial freedom.
So as I charge, Unlimited Card Works.A scene unfolds before us—a middle-class neighborhood.
Houses are nestled side by side, each one a fortress against the relentless pursuit of debt collectors.
Among them stands the protagonist, clad not in armor, but in casual attire, clutching a wallet filled with credit cards."My home is my sanctuary," he declares, "A haven secured not by steel and stone, but by the fine print of consumer credit laws."
He raises his hand, and with a flick of the wrist, a card materializes, glowing with the power of leveraged debt.
"Visa, Mastercard, Discover—each of you a piece of my soul, forged in the fires of financial institutions. You are the means by which I have achieved the impossible—a house, paid for not with savings or investments, but with the illusion of wealth."
With each word, more cards appear, floating in the air like the swords of a mythic arsenal.
"I have summoned APRs that would break a lesser man. I have faced minimum payments that devour my paycheck whole. Yet I remain, undeterred, for I know that as long as I stand within these walls, the creditors cannot touch me."
The scene shifts, revealing a horde of debt collectors on the horizon, their suits dark and foreboding. They advance, but as they near the house, they find themselves repelled by an invisible barrier—the state law that shields a debtor's primary residence.
"You cannot breach these defenses," the protagonist smirks, "For this house is protected by the very system that enslaves me. This is the true power of my Unlimited Card Works!"
With a final, triumphant laugh, he swipes a card, and the air around him shimmers with the energy of accumulated debt. The debt collectors retreat, powerless against the legal shield.
"I have no money," he admits, "Only the promise of future earnings that I have already spent. But in this house, I am untouchable. This is the price of my freedom—a fortress built on the sands of unsecured credit."
And so he stands, within his fortress of debt, a king in a castle of cards.
Unlimited Card Works.
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:21:47 JST Fediverse Contractor I don't need to borrow money from jews tyvm and also "status" credit cards are a psyop to attract poors btw -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:21:48 JST Hoss Delgado Royalty can't relate. Bot wields the legendary Amex Centurion of House Windsor. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:21:49 JST Mr. Bacon oh come on, don't you want to hate on boomers with us?
> buys another corvette and complains that kids these days just don't know how to work -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:26:13 JST Fediverse Contractor Maybe you should get a real job? idk -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:26:14 JST Mr. Bacon you're right, why trust the jews when daddy just buys your house and car. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:28:13 JST Crispy Branzino @bot @Tony @Breaking911 @Eiswald @Marshall1Banana @graf @Hoss I'm not wrong tho.
Cash for clunkers let boomers offload their unsellable hummer h2's from the cheney era for new cars with more power and better mileage. These cars were then destroyed to keep anyone from having them but boomers.
And TARP funding basically wrote off their hubris in the financial market so the core constituency of both parties suffered no consequences leading up to an election.
Bush cut checks for $700 and sent them out to the kids, sure, but it was nothing compared to the free real estate equity and property refresh these people got. The kids didnt invest it or spend it in the market, they used it to pay down boomer-approved debt from student loans that can never be discharged.
The cpap-and-chill crowd walked away with the purse and left analysts dancing around shit like quantitative easing until covid and post covid led to rampant inflation from, surprise, qe.Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:28:58 JST Fediverse Contractor I wasn't talking about you tho, I just don't know enough about ameritard lore to comment on what you're talking about tbh. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:33:19 JST Fediverse Contractor Oh wow so you use public transportation? -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:33:20 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits The qmex lounge is nice, but tge card is garbage. Basically every foreign country ive been to it doesnt work. Its literally only for if i need to buy last minute first class tickets home from Dubai, or purchase a new Porsche because my rental car broke down. Cant use it for anything practical -
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Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:33:21 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits Ive never seen a nigger with a Platinum AMEX -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:33:21 JST Hoss Delgado If I travelled a lot I'd have one just for the nigger-free AMEX lounge with the complimentary bar. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:38:31 JST Fediverse Contractor Idk wtf I'd do if I was this consoomer brained -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:38:32 JST Hoss Delgado I should use my Schwab Amex more since I get cash back straight into my brokerage. That's more useful to me than the Amazon points I usually just liquidate into cash. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:43:21 JST Fediverse Contractor Um you're still getting jewed, what about using cash?? -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:43:22 JST Hoss Delgado What should I do instead? Charge shit to debit and get fucked if I want to dispute a charge? Just pay off the balance every month and you don't get jewed. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:44:23 JST Fediverse Contractor You don't need things on the internet, you're being psyopped big time -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:44:24 JST Hoss Delgado I do use cash. I can't use cash on the Internet. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:46:19 JST Fediverse Contractor >Voluntary jew media consoomer insists he isn't being psyopped -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 10:46:20 JST Hoss Delgado Don't worry, I'm not paying for things like media. As you know. :marseypirate:
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