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Prince of Monaco wearing a red jacket, looking like an early 20th century hotel employee
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@kaia reminds me, the newish deutsche bahn suits go hard as fuck with the dark red
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@teto agreed, that's a great red :comfy:
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No monarch has an excuse to be making public appearances in anything less than the most fire of fits, the Prince of Monaco perhaps the least so.
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Only poor eurotrash would think a suit matters.
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@skylar @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss not fitting in with american society is a fucking must. They are all kike cocksucking niggers and I hope that "culture" fucking dies this century
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@skylar @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss I wear suits when appropriate. For example to dunk on blue collar workers in the city. When I take a walk in my forest I dont wear a suit. You have the IQ of a nigger.
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@teto @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss here you'd just look like a weirdo with autism who's about to whip out a fedora hat and tell everyone that you're a supreme intellectual and r/atheism moderator, or a criminal who's in court so often he bought a suit for it.
if you were at least 55-60 years old you might be able to pull off the elderly business man look
i don't own a suit, my fanciest shirt is flannel, my fanciest pants are the jeans without stains or holes, and half my winter coats are camo
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@skylar @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss im done arguing with retarded blue collar wiggers, just go kill yourself
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@teto @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss you wish you were this comfy in the summer
check out my sweet cotton/poly blend t-shirt that doesn't even have a tag to tickle my neck
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@teto @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss the most expensive clothing item i own is a pair of work boots that cost 300 bucks
but my feet stay comfy no matter what i'm doing so i call that a win
after that it's a $150 hoodie with a heating element that shares batteries with my power tools
you europeans are strange and should try dressing normal. at least some of the folks in eastern europe go comfymaxxing with track suits.
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@skylar @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss suits arent fancy. The one I posted doesnt even cost 800 euro. You think theyre fancy because youre uncultured and american
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@skylar @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss ok "american". Ill still wear mine and make you look like the mcdonalds nigger you are
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@teto @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss yeah we dress for comfymaxxing here
if you wanna be fancy, get out your jeans that have no holes or stains, and a shirt that has a collar
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@wgiwf @kaia @Hoss for politicians and businessmen AND white collar men who dont want to look like plebs/americans when taking a walk in the city
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@teto @kaia @wgiwf @Hoss suits are for absolute scum of the earth tbh fampai
>politicians
>skeevy used car salesmen
>crypto scammers
>r/atheism moderators
but also
>innocent people who had court dates that morning for their 9th DUI after being persecuted by the piggu
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@Hoss @kaia Suits are for politicians and businessmen. A monarch should be in uniform, not business casual.
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@Humpleupagus @kaia @skylar @wgiwf @Hoss holy fucking shit I hate americans
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A monkey can wear a suit. It doesn't make him a man.
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I literally know people who are rich af. You know what they don't do? They don't wear suits. You'd never know they were rich if you didn't know who they were. They're not niggers.
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@teto @kaia @Humpleupagus @wgiwf @Hoss hey remember like a few days ago when you were wondering why americans were expressing distaste at the idea of living in europe or like europeans?
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@Humpleupagus @kaia @teto @wgiwf @Hoss yeah if you're already rich, you've got nobody to try and impress by LARPing as a fancy ass.
but if you're pretending to be rich to grift people, possibly with a crypto scam or an absolute shitbox of a used car that "runs great, AC blows cold", then you wear the suit.
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Only if the toilet is his underwear.
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@skylar @Deplorable_Degenerate @kaia @teto @Humpleupagus @wgiwf @Hoss man who can clog a toilet but can't unclog it is fit for only one job, president of the united states
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Skimming this and seeing him go full Sargon about how snazzy he's dressed only serves as a reminder how much of a divide there is between blue and white collar.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @kaia @teto @Humpleupagus @wgiwf @Hoss but clog his toilet and watch how he recoils, "help, i can't fix this"
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@Humpleupagus @kaia @teto @Deplorable_Degenerate @skylar @wgiwf @Hoss is Biden in diapers yet or no. do we know?
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That's a state secret.
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You can also get away with this if you have a particular skill and are in demand.
> Why aren't you wearing a suit?
> Look... do you want the job done or not?
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When I have to wear a suit, I'll wear a suit, but if I don't have to, it ain't happening. And when I say "when I have to," I don't mean due to simple social norms, I mean that a judge will eat my ass for not doing it.
If I'm on zoom, dress shirt, jacket, sweat pants. 😏
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@skylar @kaia @teto @Humpleupagus @wgiwf @Hoss I have one jacket, I break it out and wear it for job interviews twice a decade now
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"We've got a flat better call triple A or whatever the Euro version of that is so we don't get any dirt under our nails"
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I really don't get the dunking on blue collar guys.
I grew up in a large union shop. My dad was in management. I got to know all of the union guys very well. They're good people.
Plus, my dad always
reminded me that administration was a cost. Sometimes a indispensable cost, but a cost nonetheless. It's the guys doing the physical labor that brought in the money. Labor is the most important part of an organization. Without them, the administration starves. And you don't brow beat them, you treat the good employees well and cut the riff raff. You have to be fair, but also tough. They're not lower, they're people.
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Nooooooooooooooooo! 😭
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@skylar @kaia @teto @Humpleupagus @wgiwf @Hoss 1 day after visiting europe
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And they're fun at parties.
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Blue collar niggas don't contemptuously look down on others with an over-inflated sense of self-importance and sneer nearly as much as white collar ones do.
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True story. When I got out of law school, I was supposed to get hired by "local big firm," but it kept getting pushed off, so after a month or so, I just hung my own shingle.
Over the next few years, I stole a few big clients from them.
One day I get a call from one of the partners. He says he wants to have lunch. I agree. I let him pick where. He actually picked my clients restaurant, though I never told him.
So I meet him on my territory mind you, which again he didn't know. He tells me about how his firm has locked up the business in the surrounding towns, but he just can't breach this one. He lists of every board, chamber, etc he and the other partners are in, etc. The whole things ends with a job offer.
You know what I told him? I said... "Of course you can't get any business. I mean look at you. You're wearing a three piece suit, and God forbid that the words 'shit' or 'fuck' ever cross your fucking lips. With that outfit and attitude, no one around here will hire you."
I followed up with "You know... I play a lot street ball. If there's one thing it's taught me, it's that when you get the ball, you run with it."
He didn't know what to say. Behind the scenes, I've been told I existentially pissed him off.
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The guys grinding tools in the shop I work at are real ones, much better people than anybody I ever met in the corporate world even though I can only decipher half of their polackglish on a good day.
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@Hoss @kaia @teto @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @skylar @wgiwf I've met guys from the border who think you're soft if you've never gone to prison. Everyone's in a gang in high school in that area.
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I'm soft. 😥
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AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED :pepe_repeat_excite:
(sorry I had to)
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I troll in real life too. 😏
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The reason I used the basketball anecdote is because the guy played for a big school in college. I was implying he was old and past his prime.
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Princess peach got plums. 😏
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Is it any better in Maga Country?
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>women
[citation needed]
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Biden makes the White House jannies clean it up. That's why he's my President.
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@Hoss @kaia @teto @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @graf @wgiwf Biden's in favor of sniffing women, that's why he's my president
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Look.... being a true American means doing mediocre work at a tough job to get enough film in the can to make an hour TV show.
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I am back and forth on unions, but listening to someone who runs a copying machine all day, counts beans, or sits in front of a microphone and ebegs disparage farmers, miners, welders, etc while claiming to be conservative or for manly things immediately makes me want to violently murder them.
You can shit talk unions all you want, or the way redneck culture sometimes glorifies being unlearned, but when the act of picking up a hammer and driving some nails horrifies you you are just a pussy faggot.
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Honestly I hope it is true.
Though the 'shit' or 'fuck' thing wouldn't fly with some of the older people around here. You have to learn to gauge them, they're either going to be Ned Flanders or Hank Hill.
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It's a true story. I know how to Guage a client. The locals and old timers are very different than the upper-middle class late comers.
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I have to consciously pluck the explicatives from my speech before speaking when I'm around my grandma.
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My grandma called me "a little shit." It was endearing.
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I used to say "fuck" when I stubbed my toe. Now I yell "nigger."
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Tbh I'm at the point where "nigger" has reached "fuck" and "shit" tiers of explicative impact and I have to occasionally remind myself that the regular world isn't desensitized to it.
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"YEAH das RITE wuite boi ya'll got anyting else ta sey ta me?!"
"From Hell's heart I nigger at thee."
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Elderly and children dampen it but still slips out when I drop something or whatever.
I will probably say nigger in front of a pack of negros one day when I am too far from my gun. I'll only regret that they're stomping on my head, might even gurgle out a few 'niggers' captain Ahab style.
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It's funny to think there was a time when explicatives that are incredibly commonplace now had a bit more bite to them because social decorum limited their overuse. Nowadays "nigger" is really the only word that has somewhat retained that power of taboo.
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Even if you find a Hank Hill type there's a good chance they will still not appreciate overt swearing especially when women or children are present.
I will admit to censoring myself in front of kids.
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I can respect that, I'm just not very used to filtering. A few decades back I imagine it was a much more commonplace context switch that people had to do.
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My grandma on my dad's side drank and swore like a sailor, but my grandma on my mom's side is a teetotaler who doesn't appreciate swearing.
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I basically did in lawyer speak. The best part about guys like that is they can't react. They can't get angry. That would be unlawyerly. So I just kept slowly twisting the knife.
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You should have just said
>You're a nigger. hang it up, monkey.
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A fundamental miscalculation. I knew what he wanted the minute he called me. I also knew my answer. There was no price I would take.
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He thought you would jump at his offer.
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the only reason people want to work for guys like that is they really need the money.
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I value my freedom more than they do.
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i mean, that's not entirely true. but anyway...
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I know.... it's so they can be in the office 70 hours week and get divorced at 43? 🤔
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Every time a White Man stubs his toe, a jew earns a shekel.
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and a follow up with cursing jews for making it happen.
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Zion Don being a disappointment aside, one of the most memorable interactions I had with white collar urbanite upper crust types was when I ended up in a conversation with a couple trust fund kids at a bar downtown after a few drinks in the immediate wake of the 2016 election. The specifics of the conversation escape me, but the one thing I never forgot were the looks of total alien perplexity they gave me as I tried to explain how the average Trump voter hates their guts and the way they talk down to people who they claim "vote against their own interests". I'd never had anybody look at me like I had two heads like that, and never have since. Mind you I too was an urbanite bugman working in the city at a startup at the time and I had voted Libertardian out of protest, but I was able to understand the mindset that drove the 2016 Trump frenzy and empathize with it while they were completely incapable of doing so. It was like trying to get Tyrone to understand how he would've felt if he hadn't eaten breakfast yesterday. Probably one of the most redpilling interactions I have ever had in my life, it very well may have been the initial toppled domino that lead to what my ideology is today.
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I work out the back of your mom. 🤨
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@Humpleupagus @AmonMaritza @kaia @teto @Deplorable_Degenerate @skylar @SK1ZM @Xenophon @wgiwf @Hoss $8.75 and a footjob under the table?
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Hump is the real life Saul Goodman. His office is in the back of a vietnamese nail salon.
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@Xenophon @kaia @teto @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @skylar @AmonMaritza @SK1ZM @wgiwf @Hoss He's le e'squirter?
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So no difference
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@Xenophon @Deplorable_Degenerate @kaia @teto @Humpleupagus @skylar @AmonMaritza @SK1ZM @wgiwf @Hoss No you don't understand he's a Guatemalan jew not a Mexican yid!
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Humpleupagus Esquire
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Hump is an attorney not a lawyer.
Same difference as a statesman and politician.
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