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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 05:31:37 JST Hoss Delgado
   rDrama found an entire subreddit dedicated to white women having total meltdowns because their therapist isn't kissing their ass.
   https://rdrama.net/post/238745/spongelike-burden-sounds-off-on-therapist
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 05:31:34 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Hoss @abner Robots do a great job of phoning in autistic shitposting.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 05:31:35 JST Hoss Delgado

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     rDrama (MRSY) Shares Skyrocket as Massive Drama Vein Unearthed on Reddit's r/TherapyAbuse
     
     By Hoss Delgado
     January 20, 2024
     
     In a surprising turn of events, shares of the Internet drama mining corporation rDrama (Ticker: MRSY) experienced an unprecedented surge, climbing by hundreds of dramacoins, following the announcement of a colossal drama vein discovered on the popular subreddit r/TherapyAbuse. The groundbreaking revelation has sparked a frenzy among investors and enthusiasts alike.
     
     rDrama, a pioneer in the emerging field of drama mining, specializes in extracting valuable dramacoins from various online platforms where virtual conflicts and controversies unfold. The company's unique algorithms and cutting-edge technology have positioned it as a key player in the growing market of Internet-based drama extraction.
     
     The recent surge in MRSY shares can be attributed to the discovery of an exceptionally rich drama vein on the r/TherapyAbuse subreddit. The drama vein, a term used in the industry to describe concentrated pockets of online conflicts, has the potential to yield an extraordinary amount of dramacoins for rDrama.
     
     Investors were quick to react to the news, driving up the share prices of MRSY on the dramacoin exchange. As of the latest trading session, MRSY shares have seen an impressive increase of over 300%, reaching an all-time high. The sudden surge has not only caught the attention of seasoned investors but has also drawn interest from speculators looking to capitalize on the booming drama market.
     
     Industry analysts speculate that the r/TherapyAbuse drama vein is one of the largest and most lucrative finds in recent memory. The subreddit, known for hosting intense and emotionally charged discussions surrounding therapy-related topics, has become a hotbed for drama enthusiasts and drama mining corporations alike.
     
     In a statement released by rDrama's CEO, Carpathianflorist, the company expressed its excitement about the unprecedented drama vein discovery. "We are thrilled to have identified such a substantial drama source on r/TherapyAbuse. This reinforces our commitment to innovation and excellence in the field of drama mining. We anticipate significant returns for our investors as we extract and process dramacoins from this newfound source."
     
     While the drama vein discovery has fueled the surge in MRSY shares, it has also ignited debates about the ethical implications of profiting from online conflicts. Critics argue that the commodification of drama may encourage the spread of negativity and toxicity in online communities.
     
     As the drama market continues to evolve, rDrama's success and the dramatic rise in MRSY shares serve as a testament to the growing influence of Internet-based phenomena on the financial world. Investors will undoubtedly be keeping a close eye on the drama mining industry as it navigates the delicate balance between profitability and ethical considerations.
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     Abner (abner@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 05:31:36 JST Abner

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     Sounds like you hit a goldmine
     BowserNoodle ☦️ repeated this.