#dadjokes
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
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Eve :verified: (evelynefoerster@swiss.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:09 JST Eve :verified: -
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NormanDunbar (normandunbar@mastodon.scot)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:03:59 JST NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster Wanted: Dead and Alive! Schroedinger's cat.
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Anthony 🇦🇺🦘🐨🪃🌟🧙♂️🕯 (skyfire101@aus.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:03:59 JST Anthony 🇦🇺🦘🐨🪃🌟🧙♂️🕯 @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster here you go. Very much alive and making plans!
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:00 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster cheer up lad, you’re made of star dust!
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:01 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Ain’t that the truth.
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:02 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Very little. Tiny, tiny little.
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:02 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster Well we know you’re mostly empty space 😜
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:03 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster The nuclear force is strong in this one my master!
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:03 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster I have my quarks.
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:03 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster We know! you’re very strange but you do have a little charm !
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:04 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster oh I don’t know there could be some real chemistry happening here!
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:04 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Defnitely a bond, yes.
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:05 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Well I don’t want to compound things.
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:06 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @evelynefoerster @MaJ1 Elementary.
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:06 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster Oh you’re on a run tonight 😁
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Eve :verified: (evelynefoerster@swiss.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:07 JST Eve :verified: @MaJ1
How about this one:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 20:04:08 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @evelynefoerster That’s a wheely bad joke Eve ! 😜
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:17 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @Watty @PaulNickson @SurrealSeal @NormanDunbar @skyfire101 @SteveClough @evelynefoerster Oh hell , now we’re in for it , a million mogs high on #CatNip51 !
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:19 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @SurrealSeal @NormanDunbar @Watty @skyfire101 @SteveClough @evelynefoerster Ohhh that is suuuuch a tempting remark.
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:20 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @SurrealSeal @NormanDunbar @Watty @skyfire101 @SteveClough @evelynefoerster @MaJ1 Same with me. Annie is a regular Dr. Doolittle and I’m the other can-opener.
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MaJ1 🐿️ (maj1@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:21 JST MaJ1 🐿️ @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster @SteveClough @Watty @skyfire101 @NormanDunbar I’ve been saying that since I got here lol.
The thing that cat owners don’t realise is the nature of the who owns who relationship !
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Lydia T. Pott (surrealseal@cupoftea.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:21 JST Lydia T. Pott @NormanDunbar @Watty @skyfire101 @SteveClough @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster @MaJ1
We do realise it. I have always known that to Meggie I’m the ‘spare’ (the O F in her BOGOF deal) . She chose hubby & got both of us. She makes sure that I know my place. -
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PaulNickson 🕊️ (paulnickson@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:22 JST PaulNickson 🕊️ @evelynefoerster @SteveClough @Watty @skyfire101 @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 Cats are our overlords. We just need to have an epiphany and finally realise it. The Egyptians had the right idea.
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Eve :verified: (evelynefoerster@swiss.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:23 JST Eve :verified: @SteveClough @Watty @skyfire101 @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @PaulNickson
it sounds like there's a tale of feline vengeance in the air! Cats do have their own special ways of expressing themselves, don't they? Whether it's a well-timed knock of a glass or a carefully placed hairball, they have a knack for making their feelings known. I hope the aftermath wasn't too troublesome! 🐱🌪️ -
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Schroedinger (steveclough@metalhead.club)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:24 JST Schroedinger @Watty @skyfire101 @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster Believe me, SHE has had her revenge.
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Paul Watts :1892: (watty@liverpoolfootballclub.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:25 JST Paul Watts :1892: @skyfire101 @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @evelynefoerster Looks like he tryin' to figure out how to get out of the damn box schrodinger put him in.....
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Paul Watts :1892: (watty@liverpoolfootballclub.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 18:20:26 JST Paul Watts :1892: @PaulNickson @SurrealSeal @NormanDunbar @skyfire101 @SteveClough @evelynefoerster @MaJ1 People I don't want to rain on your parade rn but I'm sorry to inform you all I just finished workin' through Kittys Math an' it seems she been synthesizing a hybrid formula for catnip. We got a crack team on the case to take her down......
#SayNoToCatnip
#OneLifeLessKitty
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