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   diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 00:50:01 JST diceynes

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   I'm thinking based @bot @Leaflord @parker @11112011 @Terry
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     Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn: (miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 00:57:24 JST Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:

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     @parker@pl.psion.co @diceynes@cawfee.club @11112011@freespeechextremist.com @Leaflord@leafposter.club @bot@seal.cafe think it's a no cash allowed store.

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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 00:57:25 JST Parker Banks

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     @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @bot What's he wound up about? Does Bongistan require IDs to buy groceries now?
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 00:57:26 JST diceynes

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     @parker @11112011 @Leaflord @bot cashless only store
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     feld (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:03:47 JST feld

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     what happened here? they won't take cash?
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     Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn: (miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:05:05 JST Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:

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     @parker@pl.psion.co @bot@seal.cafe @11112011@freespeechextremist.com @Leaflord@leafposter.club @diceynes@cawfee.club He will probably be considered to have shoplifted regardless- even if he did pay.

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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:05:06 JST Parker Banks

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     @miscbrains @bot @11112011 @Leaflord @diceynes He should just shoplift then, I'm betting the penalties are lower than they are for paying with cash.
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:30:06 JST diceynes

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     @Leaflord @11112011 @parker @bot thats the based part
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     Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:30:07 JST Leaf Lord

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     But he is the one who chose to go into a cashless store.
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     DJ Solomon (11112011@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:33:56 JST DJ Solomon

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     @diceynes @parker @Leaflord @bot u guys enjoy
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:33:57 JST diceynes

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     @parker @11112011 @Leaflord @bot and the money will be digital tied to a digital ID. This is the end goal.
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:33:58 JST Parker Banks

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     @Leaflord @diceynes @11112011 @bot Soon they'll all be cashless.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:36:22 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Is the filling also maple flavoured?
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 01:36:23 JST Parker Banks

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     @11112011 @diceynes @Leaflord @bot
     >he doesn't have Canadian Maple donuts
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:20:04 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Lame, I would eat one if it was maple (I really like maple).
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:20:05 JST Parker Banks

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     @bot @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord No, it's the same cream.
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     Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:47 JST Doc

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     fair but also don't do that
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:48 JST Parker Banks

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     @burner @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @d0c40r0 @pyrate @demitasse @bot
     One alternative, though more degenerate approach, would be to go somewhere like a strip club and just practice making conversation with the women there. They're all paid to talk to you and be interested in you, so it's easy training wheels.
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:49 JST burner

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     @parker @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @d0c40r0 @pyrate @demitasse @bot can I put your mother as a reference on my dating business card
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:49 JST burner

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     @parker @11112011 @Leaflord @bot @d0c40r0 @demitasse @diceynes @pyrate I'm looking for a career change anyways so I think my best bet would be finding a job where I work with a bunch of women
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     pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:50 JST pyrate

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     Like give her 60% of your eye contact... don't just stare into her soul and undress her inside your mind. Look around the area, check your phone to bring up social media. Idk a lot ask for instagram over phone numbers and I get it.
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:50 JST burner

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     @pyrate @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @d0c40r0 @parker @demitasse @bot I've actually had this problem before, where a woman asked for my instagram and snapchat and got weirded out when I told her I had neither. I think the only account I have on a normal social media service is a discord account.
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:50 JST Parker Banks

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     @burner @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @d0c40r0 @pyrate @demitasse @bot You'll have to have dating business cards printed to hand out if you don't have proper socials.
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     Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:51 JST Doc

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     examine the walls and the ceiling
     
     more interesting and also less submissive
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:52 JST burner

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     @parker @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @pyrate @demitasse @bot got it, I usually look at the floor.
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     Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:52 JST Doc

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     no
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:53 JST Parker Banks

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     @pyrate @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @burner @demitasse @bot Yeah, don't think about eye contact at all, normal people don't worry about it, it'd just come off weird.
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:54 JST burner

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     @parker @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @demitasse @bot I'm trying to get eye contact down first, I've been practicing recently.
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     pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:54 JST pyrate

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     It'll be endearing if you're not making constant eye contact like a sociopath - be natural. It's okay to blush and be shy about it, but have the confidence to ask her for a number.
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:55 JST burner

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     @parker @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @demitasse @bot there's this cute girl cashier at my local store who calls me sweetie and it's very uncomfortable
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:55 JST Parker Banks

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     @burner @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @demitasse @bot Ask her for her phone number. Just do it.
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:56 JST burner

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     @parker @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @demitasse @bot I'm too autistic to talk to cashiers, I love self checkouts
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:56 JST Parker Banks

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     @burner @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @demitasse @bot AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE CASHIER IS A CUTE GIRL! SHE ASKED IF I FOUND EVERYTHING I NEEDED AND I GOT SO NERVOUS I SPILLED CANNED SPAGHETTI ALL OVER THE AISLE
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     burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:57 JST burner

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     @demitasse @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @parker @bot I hate cashless self checkouts
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:57 JST Parker Banks

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     @burner @diceynes @11112011 @Leaflord @demitasse @bot But not self-checkouts in general?
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     demitasse (demitasse@pleroma.narrativerry.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:23:58 JST demitasse

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     @Leaflord @diceynes @11112011 @parker @bot if you see cashless stores in your community, arson is the solution
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:25:51 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Um he should think about eye contact if he doesn’t normally make eye contact with ppl.
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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:46:31 JST GNU Too

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     WTF uploads a high res .mov to fedi? do you just hate admins and small instances? and its a vertical video at that.
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:47:31 JST diceynes

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     @gnu2 I'll stop uploading so many videos sorry
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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:51:01 JST GNU Too

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     [https://i.devol.it/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo Vertical Video Syndrome A PSA]
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:52:59 JST diceynes

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     @gnu2 you could have said it in a more human civilized manner though. You seem like you're about to hammer me to death. Control your feelings and transmit your message accordingly to societal norms
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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 02:58:33 JST GNU Too

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     I'm pretty sure my response was correct consider the great error you made. "You're not shooting that right, dummy"
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:00:05 JST diceynes

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     @gnu2 well the same message could have been delivered humanely with the same effect. No need to get aggressive for such errors
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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:02:52 JST GNU Too

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     you don't have to necessairly stop uploading videos, just use a reasonable file type (i.e. MP4 or MKV) and resolution, nothing greater than 480p is necessary for anything designed to be viewed on social media.
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:03:32 JST diceynes

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     @gnu2 I see
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:05:49 JST diceynes

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     @gnu2 but there is a hardcoded upload limit my assumption was that that was to prevent uploading to big resolution files? That's why I rather stop uploading so many. So the server doesn't get filled up
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:06:09 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Or… you know… you could just practice talking to women about other things rather than preying on strippers with autism and expecting them to be your mommy gf for money????
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     Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:06:10 JST Leaf Lord

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     Exactly. These hoes love to mother a weird autismo because it is so far removed from the gross shit they do and deal with, that it allows them to feel wholesome.
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     Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:06:11 JST Leaf Lord

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     This is a high IQ strat. If you fuck up and say something cringe you just take a snall cash penalty and they keep listening to you so you can continue practicing.
     Hell if you straight up tell them that you are a chronic train enthusiast (deeply autistic) and are there only to practice talking to women they will be happy to chat since you won't be some greasy creep who's there to cop a feel and nut under the table. Plus, having sleazy stripper friends might come in handy some day. You never know.
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:06:11 JST Parker Banks

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     @Leaflord @diceynes @11112011 @d0c40r0 @pyrate @burner @demitasse @bot You even get real-time feedback in terms of how much money you have to spend. When you can hold extended conversations without paying anything, you're ready.
     
     Also yes, if you're honest with them, I'm sure women love a project, a shy guy they can help with social skills.
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     diceynes (diceynes@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:06:52 JST diceynes

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     @gnu2 I think 14 mb is the limit