Notices by Jan v/d Broek (balglaas@mastodon.social)

@fesshole So you've learned to be clearer in formulating your messages?

@fesshole Even if you won't be visiting Germany, read Brecht, or Kästner, or Max Frisch, or Heine, or whatever German author.

@fesshole Why not ask for a non-broken yolk when ordering?

@fesshole How do you eat anything out of an unopened jar? Unless your using some extra dimension, it was probably a jar that wasn't opened before.

@fesshole I stopped keeping keep myself informed about what's going on in the world and started reading "Nightfall" by Isaac Asimov, it's almost the same story, but better written.

@fesshole Within the next twenty years she'll write a book about not having a good father.

@fesshole I think I understand why she left you.

@fesshole Perhaps that was just get plan.

@fesshole Somehow this story comes to mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galloping_Foxley

@fesshole Maybe this is a weird concept, but what about just talking instead of messaging?

@fesshole looks like an Win-Win-situation.

@fesshole Perhaps you're not very good at drawing.

@fesshole Belgium https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DWstSMMApDRI&ved=2ahUKEwjTz9nuqc2RAxXd1QIHHat2JfMQtwJ6BAg_EAE&usg=AOvVaw3ESTNBMxdTqDAt-B3lgpe9

@fesshole I understand this completely.

@fesshole It's probably my age, but when I read "DS", I'm thinking Citroën.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_DS

@fesshole Perhaps my teamaking skills are also poor, but, as I see it, it's just a matter of boiling water and putting some leaves in it.

@fesshole This looks like the real fess is that you're not talking to your wife.

@fesshole In this situation getting married probably isn't the wisest choice.

@fesshole It looks to me this is a marriage with a very small base.

@fesshole On a smaller scale, I replaced the "You can turn off your computer"-screen in Win 98 with "Game over".