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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 20:20:14 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Just cleared out my late mum's house. Instead of throwing them, I ate all of an unopened jar of green olives from the back of her fridge. Best before August 2004. They didn't smell funny but the texture was a bit odd.

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     Carolyn (cstamp@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 04:56:17 JST Carolyn

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     @fesshole Reply to this post in 24 hrs so we know if we have to send an ambulance to do a safety check. 😀

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     Jan v/d Broek (balglaas@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 06:40:28 JST Jan v/d Broek

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     @fesshole How do you eat anything out of an unopened jar? Unless your using some extra dimension, it was probably a jar that wasn't opened before.