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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 04:20:11 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Regularly I'd shit myself on the way home from the pub. There was a high hedge in a garden in the vicinity of where I'd get poo pangs so became my bog. Weeks past til one day I found a note, some dog poo bags, a bin bag & a roll of toilet paper; the note said please use the bags.

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     Matthew Wilson (humeanbeing@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 04:42:19 JST Matthew Wilson

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     @fesshole did that inspire you to get your shit together?

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     Jan v/d Broek (balglaas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 06:05:30 JST Jan v/d Broek

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     @fesshole Somehow, four decades ago, when I regularly when to pubs, drinking a bit more than strictly necessary, I never managed to shit myself.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 07:32:23 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Maybe just drink less?