Notices by 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺𝘛𝘸𝘰 (fortytwo@noagendasocial.com), page 3

@ThatCrazyDude @ned if you're fermenting in a soda bottle, you're right. They're designed to withstand the pressure. If you're doing it in an apple juice bottle with the cap on, it'll blow up in your cabinet.

Blow up may be excessive. It'll distend, pop and then go everywhere.

#halloween #boobs

@Sophistifunk After five years of fanfare and media coverage, LeBron James' I Promise School in Akron, Ohio, has failed miserably. None of the eighth-grade students passed the state's math test, and only a few of them tested proficient in English.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/04/lebron-james-school-flop-proves-money-cant-buy-student-success/

@Sophistifunk Oregon Gov. Kate Brown privately signed a bill last month ending the requirement for high school students to prove proficiency in reading, writing, and arithmetic before graduation

https://news.yahoo.com/oregon-governor-signs-bill-ending-154100667.html

@dcc @Sabex fastest install ever

@Sabex ROFL, I'd forgotten all about lindows

@dcc @Sabex if it's not in the AUR I'd be surprised

Fuck it. Build it from source.

Trees break wind

More Unmarried Women Than Unmarried Men in the U.S.

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2023/09/unmarried-women-men.html

@MisterLister @mk @misterjesus can you list any instances where this has happened historically?

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

"Popularly, we are in a recession because most people think that a recession involves two consecutive quarters of negative economic growth. And we've got that," Desmond Lachman, an economist at the American Enterprise Institute

Consumer sentiment "now is close to record low levels. They're struggling with high inflation. The wages are getting eroded. They've lost a lot of money on the stock exchange. So, consumers don't feel good about the economy," Lachman added.

https://www.voanews.com/a/biden-administration-rejects-recession-label-for-economy-/6677730.html

In case you've forgotten, we're already in a recession, the Biden administration just redefined what 'recession' means.

July 26, 2022 — No, we're not in a recession, Biden administration tells U.S. voters

...two consecutive quarters of GDP drops signal a recession...

"In advance of the GDP numbers coming out later this week, the Biden administration has begun their latest project - a frantic effort to re-define the word 'recession'"

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/no-were-not-recession-biden-administration-tells-us-voters-2022-07-26/

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/gdp-growth

@halfpint I'm surprised there's not a rash of shoulder dislocations from all the women in the world, patting themselves on the back for how hard their lives are...

@halfpint

"No, I don't want to come out and have a bowl of soup right now, Karen. No, I don't need to put new sheets on the bed right now. The lights were fine. I don't need a blanket/fan/damp rag. Why can't you leave me the fuck alone, I'm sick?!"

Men act like they're dying when they get a seasonal cold...

Biden fears being perceived as ‘stupid’ – biographer

“And so, one of his primary insecurities is that he doesn’t want to be perceived as stupid because he had this plagiarism scandal back in the 1980s.”

https://www.rt.com/news/582315-biden-intelligence-insecurities-book/

@halfpint

The Breeders - Cannonball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

PSA: It's "Pique my interest"

Not "peak" or "peak"

#TheMoreYouKnow