Notices by Wandering Gnome (halfpint@noagendasocial.com)

Dear Car people,

I need help. I've already gone web sleuthing, posted on Reddit, reached out to the one person I know about cars.

I have a 2013 Mazdaspeed3. The battery died, so I took it out and charged it in the garage on the charger. Re-installed the battery the next day. Now my Climate Control system doesn't work. The illumination stuff around the buttons don't turn on, no buttons work, and nothing appears on the info screen. Fuses were fine. I don't wanna deal with dealership. Helllllp!

Well.. back to followers only posts again. Confirmed that stalker is back to her shit.

Blocks only help so much. But even then, they can go to a browser not logged in or use an unknown account somewhere, those faggots get in undetected.

Dear stalker, if you're going to talk shit about me- say it directly to me you pansy ass whore. If you're going to send your flying monkeys to me, make sure they are fit for the job-- they're low level douche trolls who don't stand a chance.

Puta.

@FortyTwo It's to balance out how men act as if they're dying when they get a seasonal cold.

Edit bc I didn't catch that autocorrect*

@FortyTwo Most dudes I know, my husband included, is more like "ohhhh I'm dyyyyyingggg. I have a feeeeverrrr (99.9°) I'm so hottttt.. I'm stuffyyyyyy... I hurt. I have a headache..." while literal moaning and groaning with every 2 seconds.

Bitch, I'm not allowed to get sick and if I do, I still have shit to do. Gotta cook, gotta wash dishes, still have to oversee homeschool. I don't get to lie in bed all day. Headache? Tylenol. Stuffy nose? Sudafed and shower. No sick days for Mom.

@TinyHouse4Life FYI I 🩷 you very much. I hope things start to shape up this evening.

@TinyHouse4Life Thank you! I'll let you know when they get here! What was wrong with your stamp? Was it an American flag? 😂

@TinyHouse4Life Here, pay us, the post office, more money rn by getting our ugly digital payment sticker. Nevermind your pretty, already paid for stickers in your wallet.

Jerks.

@TinyHouse4Life Oh man. That poor girl :( I hope she shits in that lady's mail box.

Forced to go to a birthday/girls game night. They're not my vibe or tribe. Gayyy

@rees There's no booze, they're straight edge church ladies. Also, I'm driving an hour hone so drinking is 100% off the table

Have any of you "free thinkers" realized that this talk of masks and potential lockdowns seem to originate and perpetuate online? And the fact that it just came out of nowhere?

My conspiracy brain says this is a psyop. People were "meh" about it all whenever new variants arrived. But now all of a sudden people are freaking out about potential mask mandates and "lock downs". Didn't see any uptick on the news and whatnot. Just social media fricksticks all of a sudden freaking out about it.

@Hyperhidrosis I would love to have only kitties on my TL.

@Hyperhidrosis I think I shall accrue more kitty pics and memes and take on the job!

@GettingCooked @Sophistifunk

Megathread! Boost for exposure! This is going to be a group of polls. Please only vote in one, and only one. Which is thr worst Dum Dum flavor?

@bufordk that's a cute ass cactus!

Chop and prop time :) this helpful kitty thinks I made him a bed.

HELP! I JUST WANT MY TRASHY NOVELS!

Where can I get these trashy novels without having to buy coins just to unlock chapters?!?! They suck but now I'm invested, I wanna know how they end.

@PNS On some dumb website/app. I got sucked in from dumb fb ads. Mea culpa.