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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 13:10:33 JST
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@rees -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 13:10:30 JST
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@rees @kroner -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 06:28:33 JST
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Guys the feds paid a visit to my house the other day. They pulled up and said, "are you hyperhidrosis?" I replied no because I didn't want to deal with any of this but they then pulled out a picture of my cock from the DM I sent @coolboymew and told me about NSA secret cock circumcision scar recognition and told me to have a seat in my own home. They told me that if they ever see me making a post to mastodon users with hot 34 yo anime milfs attached without proper Alt text in it again they are gonna tell my mom about the bodacious cunny (cat bunny hybrid) folder (32GB) I have no choice but to start alt texting all the images I post. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 01:42:37 JST
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When I was born god specifically told me: -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 15:14:48 JST
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Ah what a beautiful warm summer night, sitting on my porch, rocking my son back and forth as he sleeps. Nothing could top this.
Brain eating amoeba: -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 14:55:37 JST
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I feel like if we unironically kill every single person who acts like a nigger regardless of age we would enter a golden era within 1-2 years ong. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 12:31:45 JST
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hmm I think I'm short and stupid because my mommy had me later in life. Don't wait bros, you're ruining your kids. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 02:54:15 JST
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@anonicus Bru mmm imagine doing that with a mouse -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 20:51:32 JST
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Some other guy is gonna fuck my cousin bros :cri:
And he's gonna be taller and have a bigger cock and be richer. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 13:43:00 JST
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Isabelle my next town ordinance is for you to take of your clothes, oil up, and twerk for me at my house.
>But mayor I-i have a lot of work to do at the town hall...
IDGAF!!! Do you want me to delete this world and everyone in it?
*Isabelle crying*
>N-no mayor... please don't!
What did I tell you last time?
>... sorry daddy -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 02:34:27 JST
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I will NOT stop for ze crosswalk light -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 12:00:37 JST
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@Wormwood my irrational hate for jews winning against my irrational hate for women. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 18:29:56 JST
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I keep asking myself
>where were these creepy old women when I was a kid?
Then I remember they were in my DMs!!!!
For a majority of my adolescent years 🤔 -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 15:36:45 JST
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@bot @animeirl -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 15:04:06 JST
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@ChristopherBRobin When I die I wanna be reincarnated as Jeffrey epstien -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 14:53:51 JST
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kissing is weird and disgusting
I'm probably not getting a wife
if I do, we're probably gonna get divorced.
>Erm please kiss me on my mouth
NO!!!!!!!!!! weird perverted niggaa!!! she's gonna tell my mom and my mom is gonna yell at me. I'm gonna kill her and hide the body and I'll have like 40 people knowing what I did the moment it happens. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 14:53:50 JST
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@woof Kissing is fake and gay, imported directly from epstien island. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-2024 06:48:52 JST
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SPC redeploying on fedi to shit up everyone's feeds -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 15-Feb-2024 04:20:43 JST
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@ChristopherBRobin Incel bros... we need to gymcel arc right now if we want to be saved. -
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Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 15-Feb-2024 04:20:14 JST
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@ChristopherBRobin Only a fakecel would post something like this