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@FortyTwo Most dudes I know, my husband included, is more like "ohhhh I'm dyyyyyingggg. I have a feeeeverrrr (99.9°) I'm so hottttt.. I'm stuffyyyyyy... I hurt. I have a headache..." while literal moaning and groaning with every 2 seconds.

Bitch, I'm not allowed to get sick and if I do, I still have shit to do. Gotta cook, gotta wash dishes, still have to oversee homeschool. I don't get to lie in bed all day. Headache? Tylenol. Stuffy nose? Sudafed and shower. No sick days for Mom.