Notices by 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺𝘛𝘸𝘰 (fortytwo@noagendasocial.com), page 2

@GettingCooked @Sophistifunk @jeremiah yeah, I can live without them

@GettingCooked @Sophistifunk @jeremiah listening to Rush causes impotence, that's why it's forbidden in Canadian strip clubs

@GettingCooked @Sophistifunk @jeremiah Rush was listed as the single influence for the band 'Nickleback'

@GettingCooked @Sophistifunk @jeremiah Rush may be the reason for the 'uptick' in child transgender diagnoses

@GettingCooked @Sophistifunk @jeremiah lol, one of my best friends is a huge Rush fan and I bust his chops.

They are talented but they're not for me.

A TikTok star named Baylen Dupree, who says she suffers from a rare form of Tourette’s Syndrome, repeatedly told Chris Cuomo to fuck off during an interview this week on NewsNation.

“Go fuck yourself, Chris. Ass bunny. Old biscuit fat ass,” Dupree said at one point

She frequently flipped him the middle finger.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2023/12/13/nolte-watch-tourettes-guest-tell-chris-cuomo-fk-off/

@DaddyO touché

If Hunter's last name was anything other than Biden, he'd have been in jail years ago.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman.

@Kalvo I can't even get my kids to download music to their devices.

I feel like grandpaw Simpson screaming at the clouds, "you can't trust the network!"

@eriner they don't like the feminism memes

@SirSpencer @Sophistifunk lol, the other two look terrible, JUST TERRIBLE!

#boobs

Directors Christopher Nolan and Guillermo del Toro are urging Americans to purchase physical media again.

It’s not only movies… People who love books should preserve books. The jihad against the classics like To Kill a Mockingbird, Gone with the Wind, and Huckleberry Finn is no secret. The Sensitivity Gestapo is actively rewriting Ian Fleming and Roald Dahl. This was unimaginable 20 years ago. Now imagine what these fascists will be doing 20 years from now.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/11/21/nolte-nolan-del-toro-urge-americans-to-purchase-physical-media-almost-a-fahrenheit-451/

Why does it seem like the longer you use autocorrect, the worse it gets?

Claiming the ADL speaks for all Jews is akin to saying the Klan speaks for all Whites.

@Klaatu ROFL 🤣

This bypasses the mastodon block. I can view the feeds of anyone who has me blocked with this in a RSS reader.

Somebody didn't think this through.

“Perhaps I’m old and tired,” he continued, “but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.” —Slartibartfast

@Klaatu @CrimeaRiver @Kennyben @Swedge

@ned @ThatCrazyDude if you don't have an airlock, you can use a balloon.

Stretch it over the neck of the bottle and stick a hole through it with a needle or thumbtack.

As the CO2 accumulates, it'll inflate the balloon and escape through the small holes.

When the balloon finally deflates, it's done. Take about a week with small batches.