As we all know, the hardest thing about writing #erotica is keeping track of which clothes are on/off yet, and how many hands each person has at any given time.

Editorial notes.

@ErosBlog it’s a radically different kind of pain though. Plus, tattoos are painful as part of a process to get to the art at the end. Sex shouldn’t be painful, and if anal *is* causing pain then it might cause serious damage. Can’t work out if I’m misreading your OP but yeah… hmm.

Just wanna say, team: fuck Bluesky and Twitter. The support I get for my work here on Masto is so much better. There’s a culture of boosting stuff we love and I appreciate it so much, as a creative person who relies on shares to bring in new readers and ultimately pay my bills, and invoices from other creative people. Thank you ❤️

@ryanhoulihan I had not heard of this and I'm so glad you posted about it because it looks amazing and now I need to see it

NEW blog, featuring one of my favourite bits of meta sex advice: Joan Price's 'eye chart' method of comms...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/joan-price-eye-chart-meta-sex-advice/ Image by @stuart_cb, and I think this one is especially genius <3 #NSFW #SexAdvice #SexTips

"These desperate people are begging so loudly it's distracting me from counting all my money 😭 "

@SpenPErotica me too. It should actually be illegal to post screens like this without also a diagram of how the manufacturer intended it to be used. @hungry_joe please put us out of our misery

OH MY FUCKING GOD, TEAM. I am calling it: there's life on Europa. https://webbtelescope.org/contents/news-releases/2023/news-2023-113

This person is angry because I articulated a boundary in response to their comment and asked them not to cross that line again. I was very polite - I even said 'please'. And that is enough to make them regret ever having wanted to support me.

One of the things I find most difficult about relying on Patreon for my income is that some men (NOT ALL MEN, JUST THE CUNTY ONES) now have a channel by which they can threaten me with financial punishment if I don't behave.

Genuinely gutted that this still doesn't rank on Google when you search 'ice lolly vagina' - I will continue to promote it at hot times of year until I get on P1 of Google OR get quoted by a serious journalist as the Ice Lolly Sex Correspondent

PSA don't do it https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ice-lolly-in-my-vagina/

@ErosBlog hahaha oh this is so lovely of you! Thank you so much! And I LOVE that beans story too 😂 Please do let me know if I can be of assistance in any of your unusual SEO goals in return!

@ErosBlog ha, yeah it's always even more annoying when the others I'm competing with are out-and-out pricks. But I will get there one day, I know it! Huge thanks for your help =)

@thisisrjg @ErosBlog ALWAYS. Have these people never known what it is to look someone dead in the eye and see a powerful, shuddering desire staring back from the depths of their lover’s soul?! I pity them so much.

Someone in the Labour social media team is having a good morning.

Fuck BlueSky, fuck Threads, I wrote a little thing about why I'm hurling all my eggs into Mastodon's basket.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mastodon/ Mostly written so I have an excuse to tell people on Twitter to stop DMing/@-ing important stuff to me, because it'll be easier to step away if I'm not constantly worried that my absence will make someone... Mad At Me.

Anyone who pops up in my mentions to deny climate change or tell me I should fly anyway gets muted. I've clearly made a decision here, and I'm enjoying exploring it (on a number of levels, which I'll write about because it'll be fun and exciting to share).

I'm not up in your mentions telling you how to live your life, though, so leave me the fuck alone. If you don't like what I do, you know where the 'unfollow' button is.

This is an experiment with slow travel, as I try to be a good citizen and not fly anywhere. LET ME TELL YOU it is expensive to not fly and also logistically complex.

Booked a fuckload of bus tickets from home through Brussels and Germany, down to Slovenia, then suddenly my card company decided to stop allowing me to book any more tickets so I guess I'm moving to Ljubjana. 🤷♀️