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@DemocracySpot @rysiek @dansup @stux I'm not sure

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

@puniko Oh dear. I have a foundkey account now, is it that bad? :flan_laugh:

:bing: how do i get on dark fedi

@critical Tell me about it!! I actually once ran across a two-lane highway to help a guy who crashed (it was icy and there was no traffic.)

Can I go home? I feel awful :flan_sick:

@MagicLike We shall see. I'm sure he gets a lot of notifications, but if it's important I think he'll respond @Jain @stux

apparently CloudFlare caught onto it because they automatically change it back on their website :bloblaugh:

Any company that has "cloud" in the name would probably love that in my browser it says "butt" instead, like "we're hiring a butt engineer full time"

uh oh, here come the crypto spambots again :banhammer: 💣

@critical Luckily I already have a PGP key :flan_laugh:

@critical good question, I think it expires soon 😸 I've been considering using hardware keys but I'm scared that I'll physically lose them :lego_laugh:

@feditips BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :flan_evil:

@feditips I didn't know people were confusing the two!! @Gargron @stux

@Jain If I had any control over the features on Mastodon, I would add it tbh 😸 (I have my Misskey/Calckey alts too)

@Jain haha oh no!! I've gotten hit on when I've played music too :blobcatcooljazz:

OK, this DJ is hot...why do I get crushes on DJs? :bloblaugh: https://youtu.be/V78xCFOjk6Q

If you spell #JohnMastodon in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

@NeonPurpleStar I'm hearing this in the voice of the angel named satan from the adventures of mark twain cartoon :flan_laugh: