Notices by stingray (2023 edition) (stingray@spinster.xyz), page 4
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I was talking to a guy today and was like "I'm so glad it's cloudy, that means it might rain soon." He told me those aren't clouds, it's smoke from a wildfire. I looked it up and there's an air quality warning and everything. :blobcatoh:
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@Piss_Ant Fishnet clothing is not supposed to be made from actual fish nets.
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I'm talking to a guy who does ubereats or w/e and there are some fucking psychos who pay like $20 for him to bring them a cup of fast food coffee every day wtf
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@Piss_Ant @patriarchyexposed The article I saw said she isn't because of some other health complication.
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@Piss_Ant When he was in high school he used to sit on the toilet and lick those big rectangular batteries, and then he would leave the licked batteries all around the sink. Men really just do things like this.
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Through the house bathroom renovations, we've learned that my brother doesn't actually take really long showers. He turns the shower on, sits on the toilet for like an hour and a half, and just leaves the shower running the whole time. Somehow this is worse.
Not having a toilet in the same room as the shower for a few weeks cut our water usage by 65.5%.
I'm going to fucking flip if he just starts doing it again. I know he's going to.
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Oh fuck it's pride month
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I normally don't like potato salad, but the mennonites up north seriously have that shit figured out.
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I want a sign like this for my desk.
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@ninapaley The Youths are being taught that the earth is being transformed into a desert hell planet, they're being coerced into massive debt, they're being offered jobs with shit pay and no benefits, childcare during my workday would cost more than my entire salary let alone other expenses, a cabal of freaks is encouraging kids to take sex hormones behind their parents' backs, and giving birth in the USA costs like half a million dollars.
But yeah, it's the dogs and Tinder's fault.
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@kj00 I asked wtf he/she wanted me to do but then deleted it because I was already mad and didn't want to get into it. I imagine the answer would be something like she simply shouldn't exist in the first place and I'm a bad person for liking her.
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I thought it would be fun to share a picture of my cat on Twitter and someone got up my ass about how flat faced cats are unethical human-made monstrosities that should not exist and live in constant suffering and I'm literally hitler for having one and forcing the public to gaze upon her terrible visage and anyone who liked the picture is also satan.
It must be exhausting having to turn absolutely everything into grounds for a severe moral judgement.
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A story in two pictures.
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@starsstorm @MandyJane I've seen some pretty neat furry costumes and art, but in the grand scheme of things you're absolutely right. Good lord what a cesspool of a community.
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@tangleofsnakes Shovelface Fong is at it again
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@tangleofsnakes Also I just checked the farms on Tor and apparently Poast got hacked and everyone's DMs were leaked. Now everyone's gonna know about that one discussion I had with someone about sci-fi books on there.
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@classierbitch It was 4 AM on the dot before I started taking benzos and melatonin.
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@classierbitch Last Saturday I slept until 3 PM because I was having an interesting dream and wanted to know where it was going. But on normal days it's anywhere between 5:30 and 7:45 AM.
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@Rogue_Koala AGP smirk + probs dead inside and/or on drugs + maybe trying to hide masculine brow = crazy eyes
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Tuocha variety pack taste test thread
Test 1: Cube tuo. Cooked pu erh that allegedly contains orange peel. I don't see or smell orange peel. It is 10 years old.
Flavor profile: Leather. 100% this tastes like the way leather smells. It's... Not terrible?
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