Serrano Habanero Pineapple Hot Sauce incoming!

@mxfraud

@darrenmorin

I remember a couple of years ago when I learned ActivityPub and had my own homebrewed instance -ish live. Then I needed money to help get my kids through college and had to get back a "real job" and hoped I could save enough money one day to get back to it... And then some dip shit crashed the entire economy for what amounts to the lulz and now I'll likely never get back to anything remotely resembling creative coding again... Good times... 😑

@timrichards definitely a huge factor!

Guy my wife honked at (in a Tesla just a minute ago) cut her off and then 2 minutes later was looking at his phone and nearly merged into her.

Driving sucks enough; cars are dangerous AF when operated correctly... but when people drive in inconsistent (or complacent) manners, it definitely ratchets up the danger.

To people who sit around with their dick in their hand at the front of a long line of traffic for 2-3 seconds after the light changes from red to green, you can rightfully jog off

@jacklaridian

Fun wedding fact :

You can do the Macarena to ALMOST every song you are gonna hear at a wedding, but people stop finding it funny about 2 1/3 songs into the open dance

Me dropping ass in an empty elevator immediately before sending it to an unsuspecting victim on a different floor...

@Ttubretep

Me risking it all by partaking in cheap Mexican food out-of-town at a place I've never eaten at before hours before being part of a wedding

The percentage of drivers on I65 between the Tennessee / Kentucky State line and the outskirts of Louisville that use the far right lane for anything other than exiting and merging into the interstate

@studiofox

@mattmaison

I picked the wrong multiverse to live in the United States and not be filthy rich in...

I can't imagine sitting back and thinking : "Wow, now feels like the perfect time to post another amazingly bootlicky post on LinkedIn..."

@bazkie ..this times 10...

Some rare good news :

Diet Rite, with a taste so abrasive it was undoubtedly used in war crimes, appears to have been discontinued :

https://www.thestreet.com/restaurants/another-beloved-diet-soda-brand-quietly-discontinued

Gave my notice at one of my contract jobs and the rumor mill kicked up that I was following a couple of my old coworkers to the scammiest fucking "sharing ministry minus the religion" insurance replacement shit hole; I'd like to think my coworkers know me better than to think if stoop so fucking low

What? Me eating plain club crackers with home made ranch simply as an excuse to eat homemade ranch?