I don't do it often, but about once every 2 weeks I get in my couch-recliner and code for like 3 hours.. tonight is that night 😆

Me, responding to "first band seen live" and "first car you owned" threads on social media with completely fake info..

@bazkie

@bazkie

Me, changing the actual name of the JavaScript file my site loads to force cache-bust on the client side because I absolutely trust no browser to perform consist caching at this point in my life

@jacklaridian @MaxRPower

This week I am adding some legit guardrails to detect and limit a small handful of non-supportive players grinding on my online game in bad faith and causing my cloud bill to explode ..

.. and boy oh boy do I expect them to let the game communication channels know how upset they are about me and the majority of my exceptionally supportive player base not being able to subsidize their "gameplay" (which is more/less just abusing unwritten rules and resources to avoid paying) anymore ..

@jon

..update...

Gonna be fun if they actually get this AI to clone my personality..

After a few minutes fauxme will prolly just start giving it bullshit answers to mess with it and ultimately rage quit because it realizes 90% of social science is bullshit used to push underlying initiatives

https://www.techradar.com/computing/artificial-intelligence/ai-can-now-clone-your-personality-in-only-two-hours-and-thats-a-dream-for-deepfake-scammers

Prolly asking for the bubble guts but I am absolutely drinking this coffee left in the pot from yesterday morning

As a liberal myself, I've come to the conclusion that the quickest way to dog whistle the worst middle aged white liberal guys on the Internet is to say something negative adjacent about Linux

Watching this on Tubi as I type -

It's everything I wanted it to be. This movie slaps!

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1680138/

Apparently my dad is the target audience for internet virus writers..

...today, he somehow managed to brick his second Ubuntu install in under 2 months...

Our Databricks subscription changed and is out of commission this morning

..which means I can ignore everything on my board!

I can only imagine our Scrumlord / Kindergarten Cop is currently pulling their hair out with illogicalconcern about this happening on our short sprint cycle and absolutely in tatters that something may get rolled over to next sprint.. and I am HERE for it! 😂

My current password at the company I hate is :

P0op!sDeliciousToSomeone

..use that information however you see fit...

I keep trying to make Bluesky a thing in my life, but the only interaction I get there is from people I originally met on Mastodon 🤷

Nobody :

Absolutely nobody :

My mom in the 70s with her new cookbook trying to make something "classy" for guests :

Mastodon coding tech folks when you mention a startup company you will be working for isn't using Agile : oh yea.. startup.. why bloat out before shit is built? That makes sens...

Threads response to the exact same message -

My current coding job is gonna be straight up blindsided here in about a week... Have a near lock of an offer at a startup with some guys I know and respect that have done this before that doesn't use Agile and the pay is gonna be about 35% better.

All today has taught me is that being the worst possible person is actually the best thing you can do...