Me when someone says #comicbooks are only for kids

Been responding but not posting, so I felt like I should say hey...

So - hey! 😂

Went to a casino for the first time tonight and this is straight up not my vibe

First vacation I've been on in over 5 years without my kids.

This is.. weird... And awesome... 😆

The median mental capacity of my Threads followers is roughly equivalent to a jar of Miracle Whip

Not even mayonnaise

Miracle Whip

Just spent 2 1/2 hours on the phone with my elderly mom

Shockingly, we didn't talk about anything overly important... Just "stuff" .. which actually made the conversation kinda awesome

Oddly fulfilling night.. and I'm here for it 😁

Me, still plugging away on Mastodon, giving a big ol' virtual hug to all my online friends that followed me over from other platforms...

Ya know what?

My wife is cool AF and I've been happily married for nearly 25 years now...

Just saying..

Going to to shitty local Mexican joint and getting free cheese dip having a guy play marginal smooth lounge music in Spanish is unironically amazing and a perfect way to spend my birthday with my wife 😆

Tomorrow is a special day for me and I'ma try myself to a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell!

Me working to unscramble my brain after having the longest nap I've had in years

My favorite part about LinkedIn is that the people that make it intolerable are the same people that think they are making it a great alternative to Instagram and Facebook

Me at my job today because my company said the quiet part out loud and admitted they track individual's sprint velocity metrics because I'm running a monthly job today that keeps me looking busy + I am way ahead of most of my team members "measured production"...

Happy "day off of work so you can either travel all day or do things you don't have time to do because your job is all consuming" day for others who celebrate in the United States...

Leftover pizza for breakfast?

Pretty sure I'm in the minority but I found The Sopranos to be "fine"

The storyline were good, but the characters never clicked with me... Everybody just seemed like the worst person you'd ever want to know... 🤷♂️

Day two of my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad struggle to get back to a reasonable size after months of just saying "weight is just number..."

Been loudly stating "Curses! Foiled again" every time I have to use aluminum foil in earshot of my wife and methinks divorce papers are imminent

I legit got reprimanded by my IT department in 1997 for using the HTML <marquee> element on an internal website that I managed because it used "graphics"

Yes this was for an insurance company

Yes they went bankrupt less than 5 years later

Moving my son into his dorms at University of #Tennessee #Knoxville (#UTK).

Process has been... Surprisingly well organized! Much better than moving my daughter in just 3 years ago.

Probably lucky we got one of the first load-in times and got here about 20 minutes ago early and they let us start.

Now he and my wife are just getting things "right" so I'm sitting here oeaced TF out. 🤣

4 more years of financial ruin and I can focus on getting a saving account! 🤣