You can assure you are at the classiest of Tennessee roadside gas stops when the sexual slanders you come upon are handwritten in black sharpie instead of being scratched in with a pocket knife

Companies are always encouraging employees to "pay attention to your mental well being" until someone actually does and then it's all "not like that"

Me getting drug out of bed in the middle of the damn night by my wife because of tornado warnings around Nashville Tennessee

When you fix something yourself and have removed over a dozen screws but nothing still opens up or comes loose

Nothing will humble you faster than putting out a weekly podcast

My recent positive life hack :

Buying proper food storage containers for leftovers

Absolute game changer

This, my guys, is the fuggin' way :

https://www.theverge.com/news/634345/cloudflare-ai-labyrinth-web-scraping-bots-training-data

Got a bunch of cheap banger comics with my buddy Mike from the @tencenttakes podcast!

Just got 2 obvious pornbots asking me to follow them on Mastodon.

I feel like I've finally made it...

I passionately hate Amazon mah damn self

But it's hard to muster up sympathy for shitty corporate brick+mortar entities going belly up

Fucking over the US work force has been a past time since.. it started?

Maybe we oughta pull the roots instead of pruning weeds

https://www.axios.com/2025/01/09/macys-store-closing-list-2025

The easiest way to tell the rich kids from the poor kids at my local Chick E. Cheese when I was young was to take note of the kids that could afford to play Dragon's Lair more than once per visit

If the previous generation has taught me anything it's this:

if you are ever presented with enough financial freedom, never allow social media + TV to consume the majority of your mind's processing power because they will inevitably morph your brain into something akin to large curd cottage cheese

I must be officially old now because this headline is the most nonsensical thing I've ever read...

https://www.polygon.com/news/537836/crocs-fortnite-jibbitz-peelys

I hate Facebook for a lot of reasons, but #1 has to be it exposed the majority of the people I used to really enjoy the company of keeping as closeted bigot assholes and I'm really disappointed in myself for not noticing that much sooner

The quickest way to find a Rust developer online is to excitedly post on social m fedia about any code you are proud of recently that you wrote in a language other than Rust

My son called me from college just now because he knows I'ma be home alone tonight just to say hey and see what I was up to tonight 🥹

My favorite part about LinkedIn will always be going in about once a week and unfollowing all me ex-coworkers/contacts that posts "grind to shine" messages or like/post anything political ..

Today is the first day in eons I slept until 7am and only woke up once overnight and got right back to sleep and lemme tell ya.. this shit kinda rules..

Some overly religious guy I know gets on the social medias and blabs on athe regular about how Satan is trying to weigh him down and Satan is trying to pollute his thoughts and I'm like : my guy, I don't think that's Satan..

..tried to take a day off of work to decompress from feeling micromanaged and then this happens... Utter bullshit..