Notices by 🌮 Dave Millar 🌮 (dave@puz.fun)

Hello fellow huuuuuumans. Small talk mode ACTIVATED. How many hours must you toil under capitalism to afford <> Champignon Mushroom Brie, avg 0.5lb, $22.999999903/lb</>? {debug}# Add random emoji here for more human like feeling {\debug}👄

Vegan friends: I know for a scramble you can use silken tofu and for binding baked goods you can use flax seed, but what’s a good vegan alternative when someone’s house needs to be egged?

😓

```sh
echo "alias npnm=\"pnpm\";" >> ~/.bashrc
source ~/.bashrc
```

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We Need To Rewild The Internet
https://www.noemamag.com/we-need-to-rewild-the-internet

@feld I am considering getting some printed on a fat quarter from Spoonflower so I can put some fun patches on my vests :)

TIL that some CCTV systems will have a tummy ache if you happen to expose them to a QR encoded antivirus test string.

https://www.revk.uk/2020/01/eicar-test-qr.html

Happy to see Jon Stewart returning to the Daily Show. We need his authoritative voice of reason and humorous delivery more than ever right now.

Give me the ☢️ nuclear 🌮 lunch ☢️ codes 🌮

I’d love a good default Wordpress theme option for code/technical stuff like @davew proposes at http://scripting.com/2024/01/06.html#a142508

I’ve been thinking about using one of my Wordpress sites in part to document a potential puzzle data format and making it look good is one of the things in the back of my mind as a roadblock to actually doing it.

HEY SIRI GOOGLE SEARCH HOW TO CONSUME TACO BELL IN A GOD-HONORING WAY

@jalcine I wonder if there’s a way to lower the barrier to entry for hosting one’s own #ActivityPub compatible server on a device or group of devices. Services like @mastohost make it simple and somewhat affordable to have a private instance but it’s obviously not at that level of ubiquity if folks are still preferring to join other servers rather than make their own.

@jalcine https://beakerbrowser.com/ also comes to mind but where that has the technical side more figured out to a degree, the usability of it is wayyyyyy beyond what non-techies would be willing to deal with at this time.

@feld air fryer might be a good option, too... hmm

@feld valid! I need to stop buying so much packaged stuff anyway so maybe I can find a local store with cereal in bulk bins and use it for homemade snack mixes.

Some days I get the most intense craving for Chex mix. I wish they had a super bold version that has even more roasted garlic and Worcestershire sauce baked into it. And no pretzels or bread sticks.

Tired: K9 unit
Wired: Pig-dog
Inspired: Bark David Chapman

Decided to go back to school.

TCC. Ceramics. Fall 2023. Let’s goooooooooo.

@mekkaokereke @lewriley @Bam @thetitanborn that’s fucked, I’m sorry to hear that that kind of behavior is going unaddressed.
Re: CWs, I think a lot of folks feel like it’s a blanket to hide the less savory parts of life from people with trauma. Upon some reflection, this scenario reminds me of a phrase used in talking about police and racist Karen interactions: that it’s there to minimize white discomfort.

✨ winGARdium miMOsa ✨

(it's a spell that turns terfs into brunch)

@mekkaokereke @Bam @thetitanborn any specific things allies can do to help? My brain jumped to helping finance and support primarily black or BIPOC instances but I’m a bit sheltered/privileged and there’s bound to be a lot I’m missing.