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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 06:05:46 JST Evma_Alsar The irony of troons not referring to Hogwarts Legacy by name, only calling it "wizard game" or some variation is utterly delicious to me, given how characters in the franchise dare not speak Lord Voldemort's name aloud out of fear. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 02-Mar-2023 08:17:52 JST Evma_Alsar Calarts, california institute of arts, where talent goes to die and is replaced by Steven universe bean mouths -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 02-Mar-2023 05:49:52 JST Evma_Alsar "I have to follow traffic laws waah"
I'm a coach driver and we have a system called Guardian that does all of that shit and tracks your eyes and can tell if you're tired, yawning, or even not watching the road.
If I look away for longer than 3 seconds it'll chirp in a way that is designed to catch my attention and make me face forward. It has an alert if I yawn and close my eyes while moving, and automatically downloads a clip to an office to judge whether I need to be contacted to take a rest stop.
Shit is pretty gay, but then they roll the clip for why this technology was introduced of a trucker falling asleep at the wheel, crashing through the barrier on the freeway, and causing a pile up in both directions, and crushing a family of 4 in a fireball under his truck. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-2023 19:08:54 JST Evma_Alsar @LTJG_Pliskin They're a day late but I did some images for ya: -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-2023 06:10:21 JST Evma_Alsar It's when you force more of your arm or whatever the window-licker is biting into their mouth to force them to readjust their jaw so you can get free. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 23-Feb-2023 04:13:11 JST Evma_Alsar PHRASING -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 23-Feb-2023 04:06:47 JST Evma_Alsar So butthurt that they went to their own instance with blackjack and hookers, yet can't stay away from here and then hacked it to fuck with you.
What was worse than a gay badge to trigger him so badly? -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 23-Feb-2023 04:05:53 JST Evma_Alsar @BearButthole welcome back to the land of the living.
You deserve a badge. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2023 16:41:07 JST Evma_Alsar MünCri'ket1488 -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2023 09:59:42 JST Evma_Alsar Confucius also say: it nice to meet girl in park, but nicer still to park meat in girl -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2023 09:59:41 JST Evma_Alsar Confucius say: it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2023 07:20:36 JST Evma_Alsar He's asking if you agree to attempting the riddle, short bus -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2023 05:52:00 JST Evma_Alsar Fucking hell I go do some washing up and come to 50+ notifications of this guy confirming that he is still terminally online.
Internet Tough Guy'ing does not work when everyone has seen you throw a pity party over nobody wanting to be your fwend after you suffered a terminal bout of booty bother over some bants, Alfa. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2023 05:19:54 JST Evma_Alsar Wait, that's AlfaNiner?
For FUCK'S SAKE. This nigger had the self-awareness that he was terminally online, and instead of getting off the fucking Internet for a night and getting over himself, has doubled down on his retardation and gone the obsessed ex-fan route. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:56:20 JST Evma_Alsar SWAT-chan celebrating Ethan Ralph's utterly retarded chimp out earlier today/last night -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 14:48:06 JST Evma_Alsar Don't go mid tomorrow -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 14:42:09 JST Evma_Alsar Motherfuckers better get this hard gay badge off my very serious and important profile or I swear to God I'll stop writing prompts and go shoot up a post office to be ironic. -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 14:37:56 JST Evma_Alsar Equality water aka troonshine -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 14:33:20 JST Evma_Alsar I'm quoting Ebenezer Scrooge -
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Evma_Alsar (evma_alsar@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 14:24:38 JST Evma_Alsar Then perhaps he should, and decrease the surplus population.