Notices by Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social), page 12

@reay doing the P&L on it has been one of the best things to help me with my general anxiety this last few months. The second hand car market is such rn I can’t get anything worthwhile for less than £10k

Republicans say life begins at conception, Hallmark cards say life begins at 40.

Therefore the only rational centrist option is abortion up to the age of 20.

If the coffin don’t fit you must acquit.

I figured it out, so long as my car stays costing me less than £250 per month in repairs it’s cheaper for me to keep it on the road than trying to buy a new second hand one. And as the engine is a diesel and has done 120,000 miles it should last a while longer yet. The car’s done nearly 230,000 miles, but it got a new engine at 110,000 due to a factory recall

My mechanic who is *definitely* a friend now 🥰 finally gave me the bill for the work he’s done over the last year “pay what you can when you can and I’ll figure it out later” he said in December

A new tyre, a new wheel bearing, a new suspension arm, a new brake calliper, set of brake pads, an MOT a set of wipers, a new starter motor, and fixing a sticking calliper: £690 total.

Dave is the best. I love him haha

I had a look at the card of the other two events I went to see too, Shawn Michaels fought in a title match at all of them

Thanks to TikTok I got back into wrestling, so last night I was watching the 1992 UK Rampage PPV I think there is something like 1 match where at least one of the participants hasn’t died since (Tatanka Vs Skinner). A 13 year-old me can be seen in the background if you know what you’re looking for.

It’s a good job he calls himself Mr Beast, because Jimmy Donaldson sounds like a second tier DUP guy who’s standing in the way of power sharing.

You never know what battles someone’s going through, so strike now, they may be weak and distracted. This might be your best chance to fuck them up. I believe in you.

Apparently for every 10g of fibre you eat you reduce your mortality rate for all health related causes by 10%. If I can just find a way to add another 40g per day I can live forever.

Pretty sure that’s how both maths and health works

He wears that outfit and says I’m an affront to human dignity? Get fucked Frankie

Out in the rain, just saw a red balloon, some clown’s getting his dick kicked.

Despite many decades of attempts I have discovered it’s not possible to hate myself into being better at anything

🎶The Lady inbred, dancing with me, chin to cheek🎶

“I’m gonna get medieval on your ass”

*joins a Donkey Handler’s Guild*

Does anyone who follows me do subtitling? I’ve had to give up on doing the subtitles for my show because watching myself and listening to myself so negatively impacts my mental health that it’s taken me a week to recover each time I do 10 minutes worth. Not looking for suggestions on making it easier, the subtitling system I use is already the easiest one. I just need to pay someone to do the subtitles instead of me.

@littleampersand thank you. I’m just collecting some options now and I’ll let you know

@ReverendMoose I think if they had their own server and don’t let others sign up for accounts on it.

Fred’s supervising #catsofmastodon

Because I’m English and Autistic, I have beans on Toast for my lunch every day, and because I have an advanced case of Internet Poisoning, every day I think “The American mind cannot comprehend this”